Why are mustaches considered gay?

[Dimmauk]

http://www.gay.com/images/slides/reno/reno1.jpg

I think I'm gonna start growing one. In my limited experience, it seems like they tend to take a while to grow but put way more thought into the length, thickness, and style, and just about everything.

[Kuya]

I could be wrong, but maybe the problem is not the mustache.

[Mizango]

Jimmy Dangle is not gay dammit! Now Burt Reynolds on the other hand......


Edit: Ed Werder has a mustache and his is the epitome of everything manly. My bloody knickers get wet just thinking about it...

[Dimmauk]

I blame freddy mercury and gay 80s gay porn for stealing the caterpillar mustache.

[Mizango]

Dolemite kind of bucked that trend. He wore a mustache and fucked your mom, your aunts and your goddamn grandma back in the 60's.

He was the first dude I saw fuck a white bitch. Seeing as how I idolized him I simply am carrying on his legacy.

[Kuya]

I still hold that it's not the mustache that looks gay, but you.

[Dimmauk]

Dolemite kind of bucked that trend. He wore a mustache and fucked your mom, your aunts and your goddamn grandma back in the 60's.

He was the first dude I saw fuck a white bitch. Seeing as how I idolized him I simply am carrying on his legacy.

You got one of these?
http://www.m4kny.org/images/lando_calrissian2.jpeg

[Mizango]

More like this....

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...urd/dole10.jpg

[Dimmauk]

More like this....

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...urd/dole10.jpg

That dude looks like he about to either fuck somebody up, or fuck somebody.

[Mizango]

Both. I am motherfucking Dolemite!

[Dimmauk]

Both. I am motherfucking Dolemite!

So you are Dolemite The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle?

I like your hat.

[deivi]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...om-selleck.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...leck-thumb.jpg

[Dimmauk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...om-selleck.jpg

I have the same haircut, but I don't have that mustache. I have a neck beard instead.

[Mizango]

So you are Dolemite The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle?

I like your hat.

Thx bro.

I have the same haircut, but I don't have that mustache. I have a neck beard instead.

Awesome. The Orton look is really catching on, that's one trend I hope stays forever. Id grow one but I'd just grow a nappy Kimbo Slice beard.

[Day]

It's because it makes the mouth more like a pussy and/or hairy anus. Did you guys not know this shit for real?

[Mizango]

I cant grow a beard, the idea of a fucking steel wool grating and sanding down a relatively nice piece of snatch to the white meat isn't very appealing.

I don't know about the sideways pussy thing, I don't ever stare at a guy and wonder what its like to face fuck him. I mean except for Kyo and Charismatic cause you know, that's just how I roll. Did he tell you guys we were hanging when I go to Houston?

And no not from trees you faggots.

[Dimmauk]

My neckbeard messes up my shirts collars. I have superman hair and a beard as strong as Chuck Norris's

[Mizango]

Please tell me you flaunt the chest hair? Im talking buttoning your shirt 3 buttons down allowing those charcoal Samson-esque locks sway briskly in the wind.

I wish I could do that My chest looks like a skillet full of taco meat.

[HAMBURGERMEAT]

MOLESTACHE MOTHERFUCKERS

[Obev]

I cant grow a beard

I just lost, like, so much respect for you.

Also moustaches are manly and impressive.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3436/bronsonb.jpg
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1276/josephstalin.jpg