5-hour energy shots

[Kiro]

make you throw up.

pics inc

[Kiro]

not really though.

but I almost threw up at my desk like 5 seconds after I took one, if these things didn't work like they say they do I'd have thrown a hissy fit.

staring at my lunch (oh wow strawberries & blueberries & bolthouse, such sustainance) and I don't know if I should start eating.

Tell me, LJ community, what should I do.

Besides shut the fuck up, fuckers.

[Kiro]

btw fuck you I don't really care I just wanted to vent because that shit seriously almost made me throw up immediately after I drank it. my stomach muscles did that "ohhhh shiiiiiiiit" rippling effect and I knew some shit was about to go down but thankfully since I'm an alcoholic I know how to keep from throwing up, awesome right?

tl;dr - shit stanks.

[Day]

What a pussy

[Conrad]

What a pussy

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[Conrad]

I don't even know what the hell kind of character that is, I just pressed some random numbers in the hopes of getting a null character and that was the closest I could get.

[Ohaigaiz]

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Missing no. is that you?

[#686578]

Who eats lunch at 6:39PM anyway.

[Kiro]

I work 10 to 6:30, so lunch is like.. 3-4PM for me usually. Plus I woke up at 11PM yesterday and haven't slept yet so that probably didn't help either. Needed to stay awake though.

[Blarg]

I found they tasted weird but didn't have much of a strange feeling once I had washed it down with water.

[MysteryMithra]

Monster is always good, but those 5 hour energy drinks at the gas stations are pretty much "Ass-in-a-can".

[#686578]

I just drink a vault.

[Kiro]

Nah I don't want "energy drinks", they're just caffeine, sugar and some guarana. The 5 hour energy shots have like 1500% of 4-5 different types of Vitamin B. Shit is insane to the point where it turns your skin red because of the sudden increase in blood flow. They're like $4 a pop though.

[Ivve]

drinking these on a road trip actually made me sicker than i have ever been in my entire life. drank one of these energy shots and within a 3-4 hour period got hit with a major case of the shakes. i thought i'd be fine initially if i just kept my mind on something else, but then i slowly began to realize that the feeling swirling around in my stomach was vomit magma the likes of which i had not known for a long time. i rarely vomit, and when i do it is truly fucking horrible. i actually started consciously willing myself not to vomit, and after a while was talking aloud to myself, alone, in the car, commanding myself not to puke. it didn't work. i stopped somewhere in flagstaff, got out, and puked into a trash can.

that wasn't the end. the upset stomach not only did not go away, but worsened. i had originally intended to keep driving, but instead i decided to stop and get a hotel room for the night just to try to sleep off the feeling. the problem was that everywhere i went was completely full. several fruitless exits later, i found a hotel that had 1 cancellation and took it even though it was $180 for one fucking night. that should give you some perspective on how bad i felt. i paid nearly $200 just to be able to lie down and moan.

i was in such pain that i couldn't even sleep. i have never in my life had a stomach ache bad enough to prevent me from sleeping until this. it was nausea on a spiritual level. i was so drained of energy that after a couple of trips from the bed to the bathroom to heave, i just stayed in the bathroom and slept on the floor for a few hours. i paid $180 to sleep on a hotel bathroom floor because of these energy shots from hell. fuck these things, for real. i'll take sugar and guarana any day over some kind of magical B vitamin bullshit.

[Day]

hi ivve where you been

[Ivve]

having orgies taking a nap.

[Charismatic]

having orgies taking a nap.

You've played with my heart one-too-many times and played with my dick far too few.
It's over between us!

[Day]

hell be back ivve

[TheShadyMan]

Nah I don't want "energy drinks", they're just caffeine, sugar and some guarana. The 5 hour energy shots have like 1500% of 4-5 different types of Vitamin B. Shit is insane to the point where it turns your skin red because of the sudden increase in blood flow. They're like $4 a pop though.

I downed an entire bottle of this 80 hour energy shit once, it was in a spray bottle, but you're only supposed to take like four or five hits out of it and hold it under your tongue. So, being the genius that I am, I just simply took the cap off and chugged the whole thing. Bad idea. My heart was on overdrive until like noon the next day, a whole like 22 hours. I looked at the package later, and I worked it out to me taking lik 30,000% of my daily recommended value of Vitamin b12.

[Kiro]

Vitamin B is awesome. 'Nuff said.