FUCK YEAH CILANTRO!

[Vuitton]

The comments this guy attaches to eat photo is hilarious.

FUCK YEAH CILANTRO

http://1.media.tumblr.com/7i8vJpDIgm...SKbPo1_500.jpg

wow, fuck, now this is food porn—all harshly lit and grotesquely laid out in front of your face. this picture is basically a spread vagina.

And, then bacon blasphemy:

http://7.media.tumblr.com/I2MPhty6Ym...la27o1_500.png

I DID. YOU WHINY CUNT.

Bacon is the Anna Nicole Smith of foods—hedonistic, superficial, and willfully ignorant. Arterial self-destruction wrapped around a shrill, desperate vacuum. Bacon is your pair of yellow H2s slouching beside your 7,000 sq ft McMansion, all of it mere minutes from being repossessed by the bank.

Cilantro is Natalie Portman, Lily Allen, and Zooey Deschanel all rolled into one: responsible yet stylish, challenging and charming, intelligent without being pedantic. Recession-friendly in every way. Cilantro will make your modest meal a sensation before it goes out into the cooling dusk and mends your dilapidated gate with bailing wire and elbow grease.

Don’t Even Act Like You’ve Got a Rebuttal.

Anyone else love cilantro as much as this guy?

[Dimmauk]

Bacon > Cilantro. Add some chicken and corn tortilla with both of those, and you have something very yummy.

Edit: Possibly the worst 3k post ever.

[Norelco]

Cilantro is good, but bacon is better.

[The_OG_Nelta]

Cilantro > Bacon , well..

Anything > Bacon

Bacon is nasty.

I went there.

[Gryffes]

FUCK YOU AMERICA.

CORIANDER.
BITCHES.

[Vuitton]

A rival enters the ring!

I Hate Cilantro

[Vuitton]

FUCK YOU AMERICA.

CORIANDER.
BITCHES.

Coriander is the seed of cilantro. It is crushed into a powder and used to bake cakes and pastries. It smells like a bakery and I even have lotion that is coriander scented (thank you Kiehls!) When I wear it I smell like cake on a sunny day.

http://www.culinarycafe.com/Spices_Herbs/Coriander.html

;P

[Zalius]

my mom thinks cilantro tastes like soap. the fuck.

[Gryffes]

Coriander is the seed of cilantro. It is crushed into a powder and used to bake cakes and pastries. It smells like a bakery and I even have lotion that is coriander scented (thank you Kiehls!) When I wear it I smell like cake on a sunny day.

Coriander

;P

NOT AMERKIN THANKS BYE.

[Absolutely Virtue]

Cilantro is fine.

What I long for is the day when I can sit down in a restaurant and not be presented with the mouth watering choices of beet salad or arugula.

"For starters, you have two options. The chef will either shit in your mouth, or piss in it. Which will it be?"

[Vuitton]

Cilantro is fine.

What I long for is the day when I can sit down in a restaurant and not be presented with the mouth watering choices of beet salad or arugula.

"For starters, you have two options. The chef will either shit in your mouth, or piss in it. Which will it be?"

Option three! "The chef will cum in your mouth with CILANTRO!"

[Skyylya]

CILANTRO AND BACON TOGETHER

[Zalius]

CILANTRO AND BACON TOGETHER

i think you should be ashamed

[Jefe]

Gϋelles, pozole con cilantro = ;o~

[Vuitton]

Gueyes, pozole con cilantro = ;o~

Yum!

http://1.media.tumblr.com/I2MPhty6Ym...F8aGo1_500.jpg

Dear Chilled Cucumber & Cilantro Soup,
I want to dunk my cock in you. I want to gargle your sweet nastiness. I’m going to pour you over my trembling buttocks.

[Plow]

My sister the vegetarian that loves cilantro like more than anything in the world...


Still can't live without bacon.



Says it all, imo.

[Zalius]

says your sister is a terrible person and not worthy of the commitment of anyone

[Nirokun!]

Tastes like soap to me too. Ever have a burrito and feel like someone snuck some detergent into your rice? Yeah, thats what its like when you have that "cilantro gene."

[Shalyn]

I love cilantro. That is all.
http://foodluvin.com/wp-content/uplo...icodegallo.jpg

[thestalkmore]

Bacon > Cilantro. Add some chicken and corn tortilla with both of those, and you have something very yummy.

Edit: Possibly the worst 3k post ever.

Thanks for reminding me to prepare.