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    Naked Wizard @ Coachella

    Buddy of mine recorded this. Thought this was worth of it's own thread.
    Naked Wizard Tased By Reality on Vimeo
    I personally think he's a retard... with a very small cock.

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    Americans /are/ pussies when it comes to defending their fellow human beings. In their minds they're like Bruce Willis in Die Hard, but in reality, they're Woody Allen in Bananas. The upside, the guy will sue and win, but it's infuriating to see what kind of people work in law enforcement.

    Watch another video attached in that link about football game break out.

    P.S. Was it your buddy that was yelling "Freedom of Speech, man!"?

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    wow.... where was his penis? did it magically dissapear?

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    idk why they didn't just arrest him?

    and holy shit that's the smallest penis I've ever seen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klaatu View Post
    Americans /are/ pussies when it comes to defending their fellow human beings. In their minds they're like Bruce Willis in Die Hard, but in reality, they're Woody Allen in Bananas. The upside, the guy will sue and win, but it's infuriating to see what kind of people work in law enforcement.

    Watch another video attached in that link about football game break out.

    P.S. Was it your buddy that was yelling "Freedom of Speech, man!"?
    Yeah woo! everyone lets get arrested and tazed for this guy we dont even know thats naked! yeah guys this is fucking awesome! obstruction is cool! im much better trained as a police officer and understand what would alleviate this situation much better! cmon bros lets be cops!

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    Wtf is up with his penis looks like a pimple.

    Wtf was he trying to do/prove anyway?

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    Anyone else think that woman who came up and shook his hand was really hot? Or at least couldve been really hot?

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    Small or not, but that chick that shook his hand in the beginning sure was interested.

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    He was clearly resisting, they couldn't "just arrest him". >_>

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    HE WAS COMIN" STRAIGHT FOR US!!!

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    ok, I rewatched that video and there is nothing wrong with the force they used

    when you resist arrest, you get tazed - why is this surprising / shocking? Fucking people need to get over the "FUCK THE POPO" mentality

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    Should've kept on his robe and wizard hat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11 View Post
    ok, I rewatched that video and there is nothing wrong with the force they used
    The police guy dropped his knee into the Wizard's chest, isn't that a little extreme? Could have punctured organs if his ribs broke.

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    Dude had a pretty sick pimple on his ballsack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Counterfeit View Post
    The police guy dropped his knee into the Wizard's chest, isn't that a little extreme? Could have punctured organs if his ribs broke.
    and when you hold someone's arm you could break it, and when you stress someone by trying to arrest them they could have a heart attack, and when you yell at him while he is eating he could choke

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    He should have cast an embiggen spell on his cock before he got naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11 View Post
    idk why they didn't just arrest him?

    and holy shit that's the smallest penis I've ever seen

    "It's SHRINKAGE!!!"
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    my god that was halarious. then again naked + wizard + tazer + forceful police was always going to be a winning combination

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    Did he get hard when he got tased?

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    It kind of seemed like it for a little. Plus he started saying something along the lines of it being "the most beautiful thing he could ever imagine."

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