I am living in squalor.

[Shiroikage]

I have an extremely common fungal infection on my neck, depression, my room has reached the beyond dirty point, I'm recovering from depression, I am cleaning up mold, and I have to have a shower to remove the wood ticks that I was covered in earlier today because I went to look at a bridge that was cracking in half in the middle of nowhere.

[Colenzo]

i dont get it

[Conrad]

Go get laid

[Krye]

I got a tick once when I was at a boy scout camping trip

[Shiroikage]

I am not fat or black, though

[Shiroikage]

Go get laid

I could use a warm hole.

[Shiroikage]

Go get laid

This is my new mission. Zany adventures will ensue.

[Conrad]

You need to either have a monkey, anthropomorphic cat, or fat black man as a sidekick. Whoever you decide upon, he must make witty puns and quips throughout the course of your zany adventures.

[Shiroikage]

I will try for all of the above.

[Conrad]

You can have two, maximum.

[Shiroikage]

I'm not sure about the other sidekick, but Ryko is one of my choices.

[Heian]

/krye

monkey = black man

so yes you can have both.

[Shiroikage]

As a Canadian, I naturally lumped Ryko into the black man category.

[mootsfox]

I've pulled ticks out of my legs the last two times I went through a field or wooded area. Quit bitching, they don't hurt that bad.

[Shiroikage]

They don't hurt at all, especially if you burn them off. I've never had one dug in really deep, though.

I'll probably be finding ticks for a couple of days, though. I think you're drastically underestimating how many I got into.

[Blarg]

Quit making canadar sound like a dirty place to live. BC ticks wash and groom themselves and then ask permission before they burrow into you here. They are like vampires in that you have to invite them in and they are involved in a ancient war against Lycans.

[Shiroikage]

BC is the sacred land.

[Shiroikage]

Seriously, I want to move to that fantastic province.

[Howard Roark]

my mom lives in BC, we (me and my 2 other brothers, darryl and darryl) flew her in last week since it cost less airfare to fly one person rather than the three of us, but toronto is lame

we shoulda gone to BC and blown all our vacation days on looking at whales and not-snowboarding due to rain

[Ivve]

this is what you get for being canadian. my yard is 3' tall and there still aren't any ticks or fucked up disease-carrying bugs up in that bitch.