Pole Dancing: Felix Cane

[Vuitton]

http://www.felixpoledancing.com.au/

Has anyone else seen her dance? I am gay but I love watching this bitch on the pole. She does things I didn't think were possible. You will need to sign in or verify age or something with youtube if you want to watch them. The first video is poorer quality than the second, but better dancing. The second one has better quality but not as awesome as the first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUppV...layer_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PUpp...layer_embedded

She won Miss Pole Dance World 2009 in Jamaica (first video).

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: May 9, 2009
Claim to Fame: Felix started poppin' her pussay on the pole in 2006 and quickly became one the greatest in dah woooorld. She has won Miss Pole Dance Australia and Miss Pole Dance World.

Where is she now? Felix's pole skills can be seen nightly at Cirque de Soleil's Zumanity show in Las Vegas. The last time I was in Vegas, I was going to go see that show, but some dumb whores kept telling me it fucking sucks! But next time I'm in Vegas, I will definitely be there to witness Felix's pole work.

Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? Because if I wasn't a lazy ho who would rather suck pole than dance on it, this is the shit I'd be doing for exercise. Felix almost inspires me. Almost. Below is another clip of Felix making the angels swoon with her skills.

(source: dlisted.com)

[Kytele]

Wow, that's pretty amazing stuff. I was entertained by it.

[SephYuyX]

Dumb, boring, etc. I never understood the stripclub thing, let alone poledancing.

A) Why are you spending money on a girl you cant touch, or touch you, and all you can do is watch her flop around.
B) Porn on the internet is free.
C) Go watch gymnastics on TV.
D) If you actually want to spend $ on porn, get a hooker.
E) Ugly skank is ugly.

[miokomioko]

She is very good at pole-dancing. That is all.

[quannum]

Dumb, boring, etc. I never understood the stripclub thing, let alone poledancing.

A) Why are you spending money on a girl you cant touch, or touch you, and all you can do is watch her flop around.
B) Porn on the internet is free.
C) Go watch gymnastics on TV.
D) If you actually want to spend $ on porn, get a hooker.
E) Ugly skank is ugly.

centipedes in my vagina?!

It's more likely than you think.

[SephYuyX]

[Vuitton]

lmao that was great

the faces they make when queefing had me dying!

[Nirokun!]

Dumb, boring, etc. I never understood the stripclub thing, let alone poledancing.

A) Why are you spending money on a girl you cant touch, or touch you, and all you can do is watch her flop around.
B) Porn on the internet is free.
C) Go watch gymnastics on TV.
D) If you actually want to spend $ on porn, get a hooker.
E) Ugly skank is ugly.

I thought the first one was pretty amazing. I guess Cirque du Soleil sucks because you can just go swing at the park for free?

A) Because its an amazing show. You've never seen someone defy gravity with just a pole, and if you did, it was during the olympics and not sexy at all. Nasty little chinese women with their hair pulled back too tight.
B) It isn't porn just like Puppetry of the Penis isn't porn (or even sexy afaik.)
C) Not sexy, ever see the painful shots people get of their faces mid-flip?
D) Not porn.
E) Not sexy to you =/= not sexy to everyone. If I could squeeze phallic objects with my ass/thighs as well as she does, I'd be very happy with myself.

[Rhinox]

Dumb, boring, etc. I never understood the stripclub thing, let alone poledancing.

A) Why are you spending money on a girl you cant touch, or touch you, and all you can do is watch her flop around.
B) Porn on the internet is free.
C) Go watch gymnastics on TV.
D) If you actually want to spend $ on porn, get a hooker.
E) Ugly skank is ugly.

A) You must never have been to a strip club.
B) Why not both?
C) Shit is nasty most of the bitches there are fugly and very masculine.
D) How is this better?
E) She not bad.

[Null]

Dumb, boring, etc. I never understood the stripclub thing, let alone poledancing.

A) Why are you spending money on a girl you cant touch, or touch you, and all you can do is watch her flop around.
B) Porn on the internet is free.
C) Go watch gymnastics on TV.
D) If you actually want to spend $ on porn, get a hooker.
E) Ugly skank is ugly.

Have you ever been to a club? Can't touch em? You can fuck em. And much like the internet, its free.

[Epical]

On that first Youtube video, holy FUCK @ 2:08.

[Tyche]

On that first Youtube video, holy FUCK @ 2:08.

I can't ever recall a more awkward moment than me shouting, outloud, "Oh my God"...."HONEY, COME LOOK AT THIS!".

[AoE]

Man I wish I could do that just so I could be the most annoying firefighter in the world.

[Epical]

I can't ever recall a more awkward moment than me shouting, outloud, "Oh my God"...."HONEY, COME LOOK AT THIS!".

Hahaha. Even the girls on our Vent said that was pretty amazing.

I wonder to what your wife thought you were doing when she came in the room though... lol

[Cyn]

Have you ever been to a club? Can't touch em? You can fuck em. And much like the internet, its free.

Only if you catch them after some ugly dude already got them drunk, otherwise you have to pay for the drinks.

[Null]

I've only paid for one drink and out of like 11 lap dances I've paid for five. Unless you come in as the creepy guy in the corner the girls want to have as much fun as you.

[Kohan]

Dumb, boring, etc. I never understood the stripclub thing, let alone poledancing.

E) Ugly skank is ugly.

Do you have absolutely no appreciation for what she does with her body, even if you completely remove the erotic elements? She has some muscle tone because her work requires it, and clearly, she is really damn good at what she does.

Then again, you do seem to enjoy being contrary for the sake of it.

As for the "skank" part:

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/1486/felix12.jpg

Really? She can clearly pull off conventional beauty well if she chooses to.

[Cyn]

I've only paid for one drink and out of like 11 lap dances I've paid for five. Unless you come in as the creepy guy in the corner the girls want to have as much fun as you.

Oh, I thought you meant the other kind of club.

Strippers are fucking twisted individuals, no bueno.

[miokomioko]

She rocks that short haircut rather well, which is not something accomplished often.

[Cyn]

She rocks that short haircut rather well, which is not something accomplished often.

I think it is because most of the chicks who try it were already ugly with long hair.