lol dumb question but just curious (Semen)

[Cream Soda]

Hypothetically,
Let's say some bitch goes digging in the trash for your condom and gets herself pregnant with the contents or if you collect your stuff in a jar for some reason and she breaks in and uses it to get pregnant. Are you legally responsible for this kid? And if so, should I skip the country or falcon punch?

[Headspace]

Purely hypothetical huh?

[Tythera]

I could be totally off but I thought most sperm died not long after exiting the body, much less minutes or hours later. I'm going to go with won't happen.

[Cream Soda]

Purely hypothetical huh?

Very much so

[bebeci]

I could be totally off but I thought most sperm died not long after exiting the body, much less minutes or hours later. I'm going to go with won't happen.

I think my science teacher back in HS said that they can last up to 48 hours after leaving the body.

[Mizango]

Just play some Madden, you're merely living up to your racial obligation dawg. Game recognize game my nig.

Fuck bitches, get money.

[Colenzo]

Would you get in trouble if she were to chug the contents of the jizzy jar and get sick?

[Darus Grey]

Serious answer(lol I know), but yes you're still responsible, and yes child laws are horribly biased against men.

[Tythera]

I think my science teacher back in HS said that they can last up to 48 hours after leaving the body.

Oh, fair enough. Not going to work from a collection jar at the least.

[Cream Soda]

Serious answer(lol I know), but yes you're still responsible, and yes child laws are horribly biased against men.

Soooo... would you recommend the falcon punch or just gettin the fuck out?

[miokomioko]

I think the only place where semen can live for a prolonged amount of time (read: more than a half hour or so) is inside the vagoo. Buy spermicidal condoms and you'll have no worries of this "hypothetical" issue.

[Ratatapa]

i would sue her

[Colenzo]

I recommend doing both in the order in which you said.

[Akiyama]

I dunno, but this topic title made me fucking lol. "lol dumb question SEMEN" ... yeah. D: Slow night for me.

[Tomk]

Your swimmers live a long time in the coochie fluid but only like an hour outside. Most condoms have spermicide in them to kill the swimmers too.

Are you sure that She's pregnant?

If She is you're fucked but that's highly unlikely.

Side note: Holy Shit! Where did you find this crazy bitch! hypothetically of course.

[Colenzo]

Your swimmers live a long time in the coochie fluid but only like an hour outside. Most condoms have spermicide in them to kill the swimmers too.

Are you sure that She's pregnant?

If She is you're fucked but that's highly unlikely.

Side note: Holy Shit! Where did you find this crazy bitch! hypothetically of course.

What if the girl took a hypodermic needle, filled the syringe with your jizz and commited Spermicide, would you get in trouble?

[Tomk]

My wife is a lawyer and I'm asking her about these hypothetical situations right now but she can't get past the fact that people are leaving jizz all over the place.

Hold on

[Kohan]

Your swimmers live a long time in the coochie fluid but only like an hour outside. Most condoms have spermicide in them to kill the swimmers too.

This is the most accurate answer. Sperm do not simply "die" once they hit air. In fact, this kind of misconception is applied to a lot of things (such as germs on a public toilet seat), and is part of the reason people get sick "unexpectedly."

Furthermore, if they're in a wet, warm environment (e.g., a closed up condom), they'll live a little longer. Roughly forty-five minutes to an hour is the estimated lifespan, but again, ideal conditions can result in a slightly longer lifespan. Once they've gone through the cervix, they can survive for up to one full week, and every day they live is a potential day for fertilization.

[Tomk]

Meh, She's useless to me. I'd go with Falcon Punch.

[Cream Soda]

This is the most accurate answer. Sperm do not simply "die" once they hit air. In fact, this kind of misconception is applied to a lot of things (such as germs on a public toilet seat), and is part of the reason people get sick "unexpectedly."

Furthermore, if they're in a wet, warm environment (e.g., a closed up condom), they'll live a little longer. Roughly forty-five minutes to an hour is the estimated lifespan, but again, ideal conditions can result in a slightly longer lifespan. Once they've gone through the cervix, they can survive for up to one full week, and every day they live is a potential day for fertilization.

shit you and your bad news