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    Chram
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    Screw love

    Fuck getting boyfriends and girlfriend, fuck going through all that shit just to get disappointed. Get fuck budddies, live it up ra ra ra.

    /rantoff

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    Congrats on being too incompetent to develop a stable relationship. Have fun dying alone.

    P.S. I actually agree, but decided to disagree for the hell of it since it's you.

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    I've only ever been in one relationship and that was with my old Girlfriend for three years way back in middle school.

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    It's simply the fact that everyone you meet is like "HAYYYY NOT REALLY INTERESTED LULZ"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antithesis G View Post
    I've only ever been in one relationship and that was with my old Girlfriend for three years way back in middle school.
    Even a gay guy gets more from women than me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    Even a gay guy gets more from women than me.
    Just pretend to be gay, you'll have an awesome time - girls will undress in front of you without needing to be coerced or paid, ask you to help them apply cosmetics to their back/legs and give them a hand squeezing into their clothes, make out with you for fun and generally give you lots of attention. Hell, about two hours ago my friend came round to drop my phone off and shoved my hand down her bra to feel where it had dug into her underneath her right boob whilst we were stood on the street outside my house.

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    Pleasure turns to the pain,
    Of the lessons learned from the strain,
    Of the questions burned in my brain,
    About whether to love is humane
    In its touch.

    These thoughts are like salmon
    Swimming upstream
    In the tears of your deceit,
    Fighting the current hurt
    That kills more than is created
    By the chaos of our intertwined emotions:
    Chaotic because the anchor
    Of Eros’ arrow has been plucked from the vessel
    Of my undying infatuation.

    Separation not as simple as the distance between us,
    My mind no longer possessed
    By the demons
    That had been the overseers
    Of my enslavement to your lies.

    The seeds of these lies,
    Rooted so deeply
    They have cracked the foundation
    Of what we once shared,
    Allowing the faith in us I had sealed inside
    To gush out like a river,
    Ripping the image of our future together
    From my thoughts
    As violently and as brutally
    As if it were a child being taken
    From his mother’s arms.

    I’m left surrounded in darkness,
    But I refuse to be swallowed by it,
    My loneliness like the night air.
    Invisible to the eye, obvious to the touch,
    In its cold uncomfortableness.

    Yet if I could do it all over again,
    I’d do it in the same skin I’m in.
    To lay down and let love die,
    Just stay down and let love lie:
    Nah, nah, not I.
    I’ll stay ’round and let love fly,
    Even though I have seen its darkest form, deceit.
    Nothing else could taste this warm
    Or feel this sweet.

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    I thought Anti was gay..

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    Hanging with Moots can do that to you. Not to mention your in Miami trick, that place is a shit hole. Go to Liberty square projects and get you one of those switchblade Haitian bitches.

    You're a fur fag dude, how could chasing urban apes never have dawned on you?

    PORK N BEANS PROJEKZ UP IN DIS PIECE BITCHEZ

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnell View Post
    I thought Anti was gay..

    Furfags are confusing. When they say they like pussy, it makes you kind of wonder....

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    I though i remember him saying something about liking huge guys because they are warm and cuddly or someshit or bears, idk

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Not to mention that God is smiting you for not posting nudes of your sister. You will never find love until you appease the wants of Spam.

    You're in2deep dog. <----- See, that's exactly what a furry would say. See how that can be confusing, you try to give the whipper snapper some advice and come off sounding like Moots.


    Edit: ^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnell View Post
    I though i remember him saying something about liking huge guys because they are warm and cuddly or someshit or bears, idk

    See what I mean? A bear is a fat, hairy ass dude. Literally interperrtation would read Bear: Also see Yogi. In furfag a bear equates to niggas that look like Rip Torn and shit.

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    See, Rip. Torn.

    Confusion dawg.

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    OH GOD MY BRAIN

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    Yeah man, MIND BLOOOOOOOOWN

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    Did you find that Newtork + shit Miz?

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    Network*


    brain no work

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