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    Would you stop your child masturbating?

    I recall a friend's mum who disciplined her children a lot, 1 male, 1 female. The male got away with it but was told it's bad, but I guess he just secretly did it.

    the female, aged 7-8, i forgot, but I can only assume has discovered touching yourself down there feels good, but her mum is absolutely furious about it and has enforced that she stopped. But before I know she got caught easily because she would do it whenever the mum was out of sight, but if caught she got a bad yelling at/spanking.

    A bit cruel I suppose, but if you found your child, whatever gender, doing so, would you stop them?

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    Nope!

    Cause rather or not we admit it, 99% of us have done it before, are still doing it, and infact doing it right now as they view your thread

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    when i was like 6 i walked around my house with my hand in my pants playing with my dick all the time

    first time i got a boner i was pissing in my mother's bathroom with her watching me and i asked how do i make it go down. she responded with you have to pee.

    i'm a nymphomaniac

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    How many of you would join in?

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    Sounds good, then that mum is just old fashioned.

    Never heard anything from the father though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    How many of you would join in?
    Probably only one person that posts here would.

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    I thought this thread was going to be about you qq'ing because your mom just busted you and you didn't get to cum, and zomg isn't that so fucked up rite?!

    Then I realized this isn't General.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Probably only one person that posts here would.
    *and admit it.

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    Not really. Once you find out something like that you don't go back to living life the way you were before.

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    What do you do if your girlfriend catches you masturbating? What if she doesnt allow you to masturbate? Confess your sins, whip yourself across the back, and ask Bearded jesus for forgiveness?

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    Stop? fuck no. Aim for central mass, is what they taught us.

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    Everyone masturbates. Its a good thing. If you would stop your child you fail at life. Old values are a stupid excuse for not thinking for your self.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    What do you do if your girlfriend catches you masturbating? What if she doesnt allow you to masturbate? Confess your sins, whip yourself across the back, and ask Bearded jesus for forgiveness?
    Waiting for responses.

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    Geee I dunno how to answer that one.

    Catches me? > "Wanna help?"
    Doesn't allow me? > "Why not?"

    Maybe...

    brb hometime

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    Good job day, I was hoping that would be in one of the 5 reponses. LOL'd


    also, Why the fuck stop em? Stop'em for fucking around with some faggot/Slut

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    Old values are old.

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    Depends on my age

    If they were like, really fucking young, yeah I would stop them if only because I wouldn't want them to hurt themselves.

    After like, age 11 or 12, or at least the start of puberty, no, I wouldn't stop them.

    I wouldn't go around letting them become chronic masturbators though.

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    Why do people do it so wrong

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    This is spam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tymon View Post
    Depends on my age

    If I'm like 30 I could still help out my 16 year old daughter without it being creepy; but if I caught my 26 year old daughter masturbating while I was 60 well then I'd have to masturbate right back at her.
    FTFY, approved for spam

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