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  1. #1

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    SQUARE-ENIX Online Store now selling SQEXTOYS.

    http://i32.tinypic.com/2mchanl.jpg

    I know I'm not the only one that seen it.

  2. #2

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    Perverts.

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    CustomTitle
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    HOT LITTLE SNATCH

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    I'd fuck a slime.

  4. #4
    Can you spare some gil?
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    I thought Sex toys... they are pretty much one in the same right?

  5. #5
    Brown Recluse
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    This is Old news. Funny, but old.

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    Can't find the original, but yeah.
    nsfwshi

  7. #7
    Relic Weapons
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    I'd fuck a slime.
    what is this I dont even

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    CustomTitle
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    HOT LITTLE SNATCH

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    Relic Weapons
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    people sure have some strange fetishes, what's next? scorpion stings straight to the balls?

  10. #10
    TOO MUCH MAN
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    I thought the SE jewelry was worse to be honest.

  11. #11
    Campaign
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    porings > slimes

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    Will I get an item in-game for this?

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    CoP Dynamis
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    I'd fuck a slime.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    You went lesbian for the ones with epic boobs. This isn't what I expected when you said you'd fuck a slime.

  14. #14
    Sandworm Swallows
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    I'll be your slime, Kiara.

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    Can you pull off this look?
    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post

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    Sandworm Swallows
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    No. :<

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    CoP Dynamis
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    I could but I doubt my boobs would have the same buoyancy.

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    CustomTitle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    No. :<
    No dice, sry.

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    Sandworm Swallows
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    No dice, sry.
    Aw c'monnnnnn. I could just cover myself in lube and slide around on your kitchen floor, it'd be the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    Aw c'monnnnnn. I could just cover myself in lube and slide around on your kitchen floor, it'd be the same.
    fapfapfap

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