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    Moral Of The Story

    If you wait long enough, you'll get everything handed to you.

    My mom is paying for me to take one shitty community college class, but she used to be a financial aid consultant and she says she can probably get me hella financial aid.

    My teeth have been hurting lately and I was getting kind of worried that I was going to have to bust some fucking teeth out, but BAM OUT OF NOWHERE the government is forcing my dad to pay for medical and dental coverage for me because he's in like $100,000 debt for not paying child support for like 18 years.

    My friend that is housing me for free is buying all the books for his college classes, so as long as I take the same classes as him I don't have to pay for books.

    I also got my mom to start paying for my WoW account.

    Fuck you niggas, I'll never work a day in my life!

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    some people are just born bad

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    lol Krye, hate to say this but... that's pretty badass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    If you wait long enough, you'll get everything handed to you.

    My mom is paying for me to take one shitty community college class, but she used to be a financial aid consultant and she says she can probably get me hella financial aid.

    My teeth have been hurting lately and I was getting kind of worried that I was going to have to bust some fucking teeth out, but BAM OUT OF NOWHERE the government is forcing my dad to pay for medical and dental coverage for me because he's in like $100,000 debt for not paying child support for like 18 years.

    My friend that is housing me for free is buying all the books for his college classes, so as long as I take the same classes as him I don't have to pay for books.

    I also got my mom to start paying for my WoW account.

    Fuck you niggas, I'll never work a day in my life!

    This belongs in the ghetto thread.

    Congrats, you are now a nigger.

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    He said he was going to college.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadyMan View Post
    He said he was going to college.
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    Christ, get off my sack.

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    oh sorry

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    And off to class I go.

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    My dad also stopped by and took me to McDonald's which was pretty pimp because I'm out of fucking ramen until later today so god damn my life is awesome

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    UNTIL NOW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    My dad also stopped by and took me to McDonald's which was pretty pimp because I'm out of fucking ramen until later today so god damn my life is awesome
    Did you order chicken 365Black style?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrillCS View Post
    God I hate kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    If you wait long enough, you'll get everything handed to you.

    My mom is paying for me to take one shitty community college class, but she used to be a financial aid consultant and she says she can probably get me hella financial aid.

    My teeth have been hurting lately and I was getting kind of worried that I was going to have to bust some fucking teeth out, but BAM OUT OF NOWHERE the government is forcing my dad to pay for medical and dental coverage for me because he's in like $100,000 debt for not paying child support for like 18 years.

    My friend that is housing me for free is buying all the books for his college classes, so as long as I take the same classes as him I don't have to pay for books.

    I also got my mom to start paying for my WoW account.

    Fuck you niggas, I'll never work a day in my life!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    This belongs in the ghetto thread.

    Congrats, you are now a nigger.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadyMan View Post
    He said he was going to college.
    Community college, son. He still qualifies.

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    haha so true. Props to OP. I'm also a free room/board financial aid non workin ass nigga. Hell, I get federal pell grant and had $2000 left over from the 08/09 session. I used those tax dollars you all work so hard for and that I'm not paying as I don't work, and flew to California, where I enjoyed a three month vacation where I stayed in my grandma's house and sat around and relaxed and enjoyed my summer, whilst you slaved for your employers. I love America.

    Also, agreed, should go in ghetto thread.

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