
Originally Posted by
Krye
If you wait long enough, you'll get everything handed to you.
My mom is paying for me to take one shitty community college class, but she used to be a financial aid consultant and she says she can probably get me hella financial aid.
My teeth have been hurting lately and I was getting kind of worried that I was going to have to bust some fucking teeth out, but BAM OUT OF NOWHERE the government is forcing my dad to pay for medical and dental coverage for me because he's in like $100,000 debt for not paying child support for like 18 years.
My friend that is housing me for free is buying all the books for his college classes, so as long as I take the same classes as him I don't have to pay for books.
I also got my mom to start paying for my WoW account.
Fuck you niggas, I'll never work a day in my life!