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    8 Year Anniversary of My High School Trolling Me

    I feel like opening my heart to spam today, so that you fine folks can get to better know a me. So for those of you who don't know, my mother used to work at the World Trade Center back until something happened about 8 years ago. You know...

    Anyways so it was only my second day of high school... and I hated my classes. I hated the people in my classes. And I especially hated the girl I sat next to in science. That girl was a total psycho bitch. But anyways...

    Planes go boom. I'm scared shitless thinking I just lost my mother for a good deal of the day.

    So in my science class, as we're all staring at the TV at the events that just happened about... 5 or 10 mins ago a message comes to the door and says they have a message for me. I open up said message only to read:

    "Your mom is safe. She wants you to know she's at the hotel a block away."

    Oh thank god.

    So now I'm not so stressed anymore.

    Towers collapse, laying waste everything around it, including said hotel.

    Now I'm scared shitless again.

    When I finally get home my mom's there going "So how was school? Did you get my message about me being safe and not being at the hotel?" She then goes on to explain she couldn't find the right shoes to go with her outfit and couldn't find her paperwork so she was late to work...like...an hour and a half late and then she saw that and was like "Oh... probably shouldn't go to work."

    Needless to say the school office and I never really hit it off.

    inb4supercoolstorybro

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    Did the school ever say they were sorry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Did the school ever say they were sorry?
    Nope. They didn't think they did anything wrong...

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    Shoulda sued.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Shoulda sued.
    My school district was frigging broke. I had a rusty locker next to a leaky roof for 4 years. Do you really think they'd have money to pay me if I sued them? Hahaha.

    I felt bad for the cute girl who had the locker next to mine... hers had cockroaches living in it.

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    Find them who are responsible and make them pay. Teach them that violence does solve problems. Getting a roll of quarters and punching school administrators is how they should be dealt with. I fucking HATE school administrators.

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    That sucks ass broham

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    wait idgi

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    oh i get it cuz they told you mumsy was at the hotel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsutsumiko View Post
    inb4supercoolstorybro
    supercoolstorybro

    Also I hate this day tbh, I get that we want to remember, and that it was a terrible thing, i just wish we could remember without everyone turning into fucking Rudy Giuliani about it.

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    Hatin' on rudy cuz he's a yankees fan.

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    Nah, I'm hating on Rudy because he's a giant douchebag

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    has to involve the yankees in some way.

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    is he a douchebag because he likes the yankees?

    or does he like the yankees because he's a douchebag?

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