Chuck Norris Facts Thread

[yotevol]

I don't know if this will catch on, but I'm bored at work and thought it would be amusing. (It will probably die in 3 posts- lol)

Each person should reply with only 1 fact, and let's see how many we can get and how many pages this grows to.

I'll start:
"Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. "

[kuronosan]

Chuck Norris doesn't make stupid topics. He deletes them.

[Mizango]

Oh my.

[Headspace]

in before get out

[Swatt]

in before get out

get out

[Mizango]

Lovetoy is clutch.

[yotevol]

"Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them."

[Xno Kappa]

Oh shit, it's 2009!

[Brill Weave]

This will end with BG newbies having their tender sensibilities offended methinks.

[zoobernut]

This will end with BG newbies having their tender sensibilities offended methinks.

Well either that or it will turn into a:
1) religious thread
2) thread about cocks (or something else extremely gay)
3) political thread
4) or thread about people on BG are jerks and elitist and don't allow any newbies into the social clique.

[yotevol]

"Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone."

I don't get offended easily. I've been in the military too long.
But, it is funny to watch people get mad or try and insult others.
It's BG, insults will come naturally.
It's like, people think it distinguishes themselves from others by throwing out random insults without a real background.

I think the funniest part is when people take the insults serious and say things like, "If you were here I'd hurt you!" LOL

[kuronosan]

zoob, you're a jerk, elitist, and you don't allow any newbies into your social clique.

[QuePsiXI]

Kanye West once interrupted Chuck Norris in the middle of roundhouse kicking someone in the face to tell him that he was happy for him, and would let him finish, but Bruce Lee had one of the best roundhouse kicks of all time. So, Chuck killed Kanye's mom.

That was so tasteless and yet I lol'd. Other than that, this thread is terrible. I am reminded of why I sometimes don't miss Asura. Hi to the bright spots though, love for a lotta yous guys.

[Mizango]

Whenever Vin Diesel plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders, because he's not some pussy who can't climb up a plastic slide.


amirite?

[Seraph]

I smell post farming attempt...

[Ikarys]

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

[zoobernut]

zoob, you're a jerk, elitist, and you don't allow any newbies into your social clique.

I know I will have to work on it...

This would have been way more epic if you bumped the Chuck Norris thread from forever ago. Or maybe bump the Vin D. one with Chuck Norris jokes.

"Chuck Norris is so tough he doesn't need his own thread of sayings he just takes over Vin Diesels".

[Correction]

I don't know if this will catch on, but I'm bored at work and thought it would be amusing. (It will probably die in 3 posts- lol)

Each person should reply with only 1 fact, and let's see how many we can get and how many pages this grows to.

I'll start:
"Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. "

http://i38.tinypic.com/2zdvfco.gif

[yotevol]

http://i38.tinypic.com/2zdvfco.gif

That is an awesome .gif! lol
I think I'll save that. Thanks!

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands."

[Correction]

I'm sorry you missed the entirety of 2004, when Chuck Norris jokes were new and funny, but really, get the fuck out.