You don't shower every time you fap

[Ryko]

So why do you fap every time you shower?

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[Krye]

I don't jack off in the shower because the water makes the cum hella sticky and it's hard to get it off my skin.

[Senoska]

I can't jack it in the shower. The water is distracting.

[Kiarax]

Pretend it's a little girls piss.

[Ryko]

@Seno: You don't go to an elementary school every time you fap

So why do you fap every time you're near an elementary school?

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[Senoska]

Pretend it's a little girls piss.

Dude pee is like an instant turn off. I'm fucking serious. I see that shit and my dick instantly goes flaccid.

[mootsfox]

I have to shower everytime I fap. I make too much of a mess to just put clothes back on.

[Krye]

Awww, how cute, you shower with your pets =^_^=

[Blarg]

Can't do it in the shower.

[Sera]

I don't jack off in the shower because the water makes the cum hella sticky and it's hard to get it off my skin.

i believe it was colenzo who first told me this, i thought all dudes jerked it in the shower tbh

Pretend it's a little girls piss.

well done, ma'am, starting a slow clap in your honor

[Howard Roark]

all dudes have, but most don't anymore

seriously water doesn't combine well with the mess

[Howard Roark]

it's probably been 14 years since I did

[Kiarax]

Why do you come on yourself? That's a little homo.

[Howard Roark]

no but it gets on your hand a little


and then it lands somewhere and you gotta figure out where and make sure it doesn't stick to the tub, it's not nearly as simple as it seems

[Blarg]

I don't remember ever jerking it in the shower. How are you supposed to bring your monitor and computer in the washroom so you can see the porn? I know you guys aren't like, imagining your porn, that's ridiculous lol.

[Krye]

Focusing on the physical sensations would also be madness

[Blarg]

You would spend 20 mins just trying to get the picture of boobs to focus in your mind.

[Colenzo]

water is not a lubricant...thus i cant jerk off in the shower without lots and lots of effort

[Howard Roark]

I come from a far off land, where men went out into the wilderness and stayed up late watching Showcase and CityTV which showed such B classics as Barb Wire. The internet was not yet in every household for another 2-3 years.

I believe Alexandr Solzhenitsyn wrote about 1 day in these dark times; the book was a 1000 pages long.

[Mirage]

I don't jack off in the shower because the water makes the cum hella sticky and it's hard to get it off my skin.

I'm so glad that's not just me