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    Am I in the clear here?

    Last night I went out to a friend's apartment for some drinking and long story short these other kids got insanely trashed and decided to have an orgy. I chose to leave- I will leave my reasons for bailing on an orgy to the fact that 1. i have a girlfriend and 2. i didn't want to fuck any of these people.

    So I'm walking home- about a 2.5mile walk down a mostly empty highway at around 3 3 0 in the morning. A cop pulls over beside me. Just my fuckin luck. Anyway to make it short he found out i was drinking, took my id and checked the computer with it, note that I am 20 so technically illegally drunk there. Accosted me for not wearing "bright clothes", asked a whole bunch of questions, pretty much just drove me home though. I was too anxious to even ask at the time but... and I going to get into any kind of legal situation here? I'm pretty sure if I were in trouble for something he would have had to tell me there.. he also said something like "Don't worry, you're not goin to jail or nothing", but is it possible that i get a letter or some shit and have to pay a fine, have a hearing, etc.? He literally said nothing as i was leaving about it at all.

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    He gave you a fucking ride home and you're worried about some kind of legal ramifications?

    lolplease.

    A cop gave you a ride home.

    Think about that, slowly, and then go "OH LOL" and enjoy the rest of your night.

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    You were too drunk to remember the blowjob you gave him to keep his mouth shut

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    He gave you a fucking ride home and you're worried about some kind of legal ramifications?

    lolplease.

    A cop gave you a ride home.

    Think about that, slowly, and then go "OH LOL" and enjoy the rest of your night.
    Pretty sure he gave me a ride home because it was 3:30am and about 18 inches of snow o n the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    He gave you a fucking ride home and you're worried about some kind of legal ramifications?

    lolplease.

    A cop gave you a ride home.

    Think about that, slowly, and then go "OH LOL" and enjoy the rest of your night.
    lol that sums it up man, relax

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    Well you must have very nice cops over there. Either way if you were going to get in trouble you'd probably have spent the night in the pen. If anything does happen, your parents (or whoever) will probably get a call and you'll get bitched at. Worst case, maybe community service? I highly doubt anything is gonna happen.

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    But seriously you could have just taken pics of the orgy. You're like Dudley Do Right over here leaving orgies and freaking out about rides home, I love it.

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    Yeah, he could've just taken you to the drunk tank instead of home.

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    So let me get this straight you're so afraid of your repressed homosexual feelings that you bailed out on the chance to bang a bunch of dudes even though it meant risking your life freezing to death then the cop is a sort of double hero since he literally saved your life and then also because he gave you a second chance to fulfill the opportunity that you had just thrown away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    Well you must have very nice cops over there. Either way if you were going to get in trouble you'd probably have spent the night in the pen. If anything does happen, your parents (or whoever) will probably get a call and you'll get bitched at. Worst case, maybe community service? I highly doubt anything is gonna happen.
    Nah he won't have shit done, if it was a city cop in a fairly large city his parents won't even get a phone call. You should actually be thanking the cop for being so generous.

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    I think it's Gods way of punishing you for leaving the orgy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Finesse View Post
    Nah he won't have shit done, if it was a city cop in a fairly large city his parents won't even get a phone call. You should actually be thanking the cop for being so generous.
    If I lived in a city I wouldn't be worried about it. But cops around here are heinous dicks. Highly rich suburban white/asian area.

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    Drunk tank is no joke either, some crazy fucks in there. Remember that place when I got my DUI. Then the hospital charges you $300 for the stay and keeps you there till 2PM when you're sober enough to leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Finesse View Post
    But seriously you could have just taken pics of the orgy. You're like Dudley Do Right over here leaving orgies and freaking out about rides home, I love it.
    lol this too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shojin View Post
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    lol

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    Honestly, Xajii. You should be glad it was a cop that picked your drunk ass up that late, rofl.

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    Cops aren't going to do shit to you.

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    Not in this case at least.

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    Basically Xajii we would have preferred a trucker rape story to this bullshit. I am very disappoint.

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