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    How

    How do you get the stank of vag off your fingers, that shit don't come off.

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    By not sticking your finger in stanky vagina?

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    Keep to the clean vags in the future

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    Stick it in the vag of a female who's height/weight proportionate.

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    Kiro what does that mean

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    i don't believe you

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    That means she isn't fat so her vagina doesn't smell/taste like a sweaty armpit because it has room to breathe.

    Fat vaginas are mashed together by rolls and can do nothing but baste in fatty secretions.

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    you're a liar

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    I have had my share of fat and fit vaginas and I tell you now, there is a difference!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    That means she isn't fat so her vagina doesn't smell/taste like a sweaty armpit because it has room to breathe.

    Fat vaginas are mashed together by rolls and can do nothing but baste in fatty secretions.
    Ew, I've never come across this before because of my taste in women.

    The way you said this I thought you were also mentioning girls that were ultra skinny.

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    I dunno if ultra skinny girls have nasty vaginas. I can't imagine it being worse than a fat girl though. Unless they eat HORRIBLY.

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    What the fuck is a whoopie cushion going to do?

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    Ultra skinny girls can have stank vag.

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    Although that may not be fair because that one was a crack whore.

    Literally, pipe and everything.

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    being a homosexual (gay is a personality choice people, get over it) i was involved heavily in theatre in my high school years

    there was also this finnish guy (straight from finland yo, been living in the US most his life, but his parents got names like Olga and his dad's named was spelled Ole but pronounced weird or some shit), who looked like he might be gay, most def metrosexual, but motherfucker was straight as an arrow, he got with all the girls in drama club, and bragged to me about it because for a long time he was under the impression i too was in drama for the bitches

    tl;dr son of a bitch got done fingering a fat chick and rubbed his vagina fingers all up in my grill and that is how i learned vaginas can smell HORRID

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    he also fucked like every girl that was in any show, 8th grade, 9th grade son of a bitch didn't care he'd pop that cherry

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    HE WOULDN'T POP MINE THOUGH Q_Q

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    another possibility is to rid it of the pussy stench, wipe it on a gay

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    Nah girlie isnt fat. Also it doesnt smell like ass. Smells like, idk, it smells.

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