Video Game Characters that would suck in real life

[Arnwulf]

http://www.gamespy.com/articles/106/1060090p1.html

It's too long to post, but it's a great list, the Samus one was hilarious.

Others on the list include Squall, Tom Nook, and Princess Peach. I'm currently trying to think of a few others that fit the list.

[The Stig]

Why was Squall bad? I thought the general idea is that when you're in the military, on a mission, emotions are not supposed to get in the way? Or maybe I understood it wrong.

Dracula would suck too. He hides his "investments" and "pot roasts" in fucking candles... ! Everytime he resurrects someone in the Belmont family brings him down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrze-nKw9zQ

[volcanicweather]

Vaan from FFXII... man I hate that guy, and there's no way his spray-on abs would fly at the gym

[Yuri-G]

LOL I loved the picture of Princess Peach standing in front of the U.N. the juxtaposition was just too much. actually, the whole paragraph on her was great. "her entire foreign policy consists of 'help me, mario!'"

and thank god someone finally said what needed to be said about Squall. he's such a moody emo bitch. only game I've ever played where I felt the main character resented me, the gamer, just for playing it.

[Tyrath]

and thank god someone finally said what needed to be said about Squall. he's such a moody emo bitch. only game I've ever played where I felt the main character resented me, the gamer, just for playing it.

lol what? People have been saying this for ages.

[AoE]

Uh nothing about Squall was emo. If anything, he acted exactly like a lot of posters on BG, extremely apathetic.

[Arew]

Uh nothing about Squall was emo. If anything, he acted exactly like a lot of posters on BG, extremely apathetic.

^ This, Squall wasn't emo, he just didn't give a fuck.

[Yuri-G]

Squall wasn't even close to apathetic, he just kept it all inside and acted like a little bitch as a result, rather than accept and deal with his own emotions. which is what I call emo.

[Kuya]

That isn't what people usually understand as emo, yuri.

[BRP]

Tifa would do a lot sucking, am I rite boys? high five! HIGH FIVEEEEE!

[Vobent]

Hahaha, John Madden was great.

[Yuri-G]

That isn't what people usually understand as emo, yuri.

you're right, maybe moody would have been a better term.

[Meian]

Squall: "I won't be a memory!" *runs away*

wish I could find the video of that scene

[Tyrath]

wish I could find the video of that scene

Wasn't it:

Squall: I won't have it!
Everyone: Wtf?
Squall: I won't have anyone speak of me in the past tense.
*runs off*

[Meian]

Wasn't it:

Squall: I won't have it!
Everyone: Wtf?
Squall: I won't have anyone speak of me in the past tense.
*runs off*

Sounded nicer in my head but if that was it then still lol... freaking youtube constantly bringing up that damned ballroom dance scene

[Qalbert]

Kirby

[Meian]

Kirby

Spoiler: show

"there will be brawl" explained that fairly well lol

[aru]

Madden took me off guard and was a fantastic addition to the article.

[Lordgenbu]

Probably any pokemon character. Lol

[Arachna]

Wakka. I can imagine him caught in the middle of a bank robbery and thinking it's a good idea to try and take out the robbers with his trusty blitzball.