View Poll Results: Do you wash your ass?

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  • No, I do not wash my ass

    8 12.70%
  • Yes, but I do not wash my ass crack

    1 1.59%
  • Yes, I wash my ass and my ass crack

    46 73.02%
  • Yes, but I am gay and also stick a soapy finger in my butt hole

    8 12.70%
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  1. #1
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    Do you wash your ass?

    Honest question, I'm curious as to how many people actually wash their ass. Not just the outside, but deep down into the buttcrack. Not into the butthole per se but enough to really wash the stank out.

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    ass BO is rancid, I clean the shit out of my asshole

    but I also get rimjobs from the ladies so I want to be courteous as well

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    <- required when you do anal.

    We also have a bidet <3

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    I have a beday I make great use out of. Hits the balls nicely too when you want it to. By all I means I gotta keep my balls, dick, and ass legit.

    @Ksanda is that how you spell the shit that shoots water?

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    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    ofc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geldric View Post
    I have a beday I make great use out of. Hits the balls nicely too when you want it to. By all I means I gotta keep my balls, dick, and ass legit.

    @Ksanda is that how you spell the shit that shoots water?
    yes

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geldric View Post
    @Ksanda is that how you spell the shit that shoots water?
    yes

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    It's something you have to do especially if you work out.

    Nothing worse than sweaty funky asshole.

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    yes

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    Every seat i sit on is my toilet.

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    Gotta keep my ass crack smellin good, nothing like splashy butt juice to fuck up your day.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyo View Post
    Gotta keep my ass crack smellin good, nothing like splashy butt juice to fuck up your day.
    I didn't need that image.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyo View Post
    Gotta keep my ass crack smellin good, nothing like splashy butt juice to fuck up your day.
    splashy butt juice

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    sounds like a soft drink

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    splashy butt juice
    i am reminded of james joyce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shojin View Post
    i am reminded of james joyce
    lololololol

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    Thats what im talking about.

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    Also if sweaty ass juice goes unchecked for a couple hours, it turns into chaffing and that sjit just isnt cool.

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