Don't go paintballing while shirtless and wearing skinny jeans

[BadKarma]

Shit hurts.

[mootsfox]

Does it hurt being a fag?

[Cantih]

It never ceases to amuse me how fast a paintball gun can turn men into sissies.
Once even met a guy who had taken a bullet, almost rather take another one. Almost. But he did have to think about it.

[Blarg]

Karma for the skinny jeans.

The last time I went paintballing at the end most people were out of paint but for those who has stuff left could have duels where you walk away and then turn and shoot when someone says. After dueling there was a round or 2 of stand and shoot at eachother until the other guy gives up. I only had like 6 balls at this one point and went against the other guy with like 50. I just stood sideways to be extra small and tried to aim all 6 into one spot to make them hurt even more but it didn't work so I had to give up when I was out.

[Mertron]

last time i went paintballing was a 24 hour dday re-enactment, i was wearing sandals at that point for some stupid reason. got to a checkpoint and forgot to muzzle the gun, and forgot to put the safety on, was just walking around and squeezed the trigger by accident. shot my self square in the foot, shit was hilarious.

worst shot i got from someone else was in a spot you wouldnt normally think, glancing blow right on the bone that sticks out on the wrist, good god that hurt. of course i wiped that shit off and kept going.

[Mertron]

in all fairness this was like 7 years ago

[Blarg]

people still play paintball? did you guys afterwards go out to the parking lot and kick your hacky sack around while doing some bad yoyo tricks?

it's still fun

[BadKarma]

it's still fun

Did I mention they were purple skinny jeans. Oh and I forgot to take my diamond earring out and it got caught in my mask.