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  1. 2010-03-17 06:28 #1
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    Help me grow a sack

    Everytime someone spews some religious bullshit, I just want to say, wtf are you talking about there is no god, but I just can't find it in myself to do it. For example, my friend's dad died recently and I was trying to help comfort her and then she's all like "well my dad loved god and he's in a better place now" I wanted to badly to say "wtf there is no god" but i couldn't do it
  2. 2010-03-17 06:45 #2
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    Should've had her suck on your sack
  3. 2010-03-17 06:45 #3
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    Have her show you god
  4. 2010-03-17 06:52 #4
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    I don't think telling your friend there's no God in that situation would have defined you as having a sack. Most certainly would have proved how big a cunt you are though. You should probably kill yourself because you will never amount to anything more than a worthless sack of shit.
  5. 2010-03-17 06:55 #5
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    You're a big ole meanie-head.
  6. 2010-03-17 08:00 #6
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    ITT: Somehow common fucking courtesy means a lack of bravery now.

    Fucking moron.
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    wait..... there's no god? you mean i've been living a lie this whole time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamanosukeShiva View Post
    wait..... there's no god? you mean i've been living a lie this whole time?
    Even if there is one, you ain't it.
  9. 2010-03-17 08:08 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    Should've had her suck on your sack
    oh gawd lulz

    and really, I can't help it. I just can't stand when people talk about religion, but I guess it is best that I just say nothing (in this and other situations)
  10. 2010-03-17 08:13 #10
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    You apparently can help it because you didn't say it so shut the fuck up with the "I just cant help myself" bullshit.
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    Just because you're an atheist doesn't mean you have to be a douchenozzle. Let them grieve how they want and shut up, I know you love shitting everywhere but try not to do it on their parade/funeral.
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    But I love you, Vykoshet
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    You know the people who I think should shut the fuck up about religion?

    The ones who think people should shut the fuck up about religion.

    It's not like their belief system interferes with your life, get over it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norellicus View Post
    You know the people who I think should shut the fuck up about religion?

    The ones who think people should shut the fuck up about religion.

    It's not like their belief system interferes with your life, get over it.
    I think the people who think that people should shut the fuck up about people shutting the fuck up about religion are the ones that should shut the fuck up.
    Also GTFO
  15. 2010-03-17 08:49 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norellicus View Post
    You know the people who I think should shut the fuck up about religion?

    The ones who think people should shut the fuck up about religion.

    It's not like their belief system interferes with your life, get over it.
    And what would be wrong w/ me expressing my belief, w/ that train of thought?
  17. 2010-03-17 09:03 #17
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    should have show her a deity she could believe in
    Spoiler: show
    deiz nuts
  18. 2010-03-17 09:05 #18
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    Im going to knock on doors at 6am on the weekends and hand out NOVA packets and preach the good word of the great attractor.
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    Discretion is the better part of valor. Sometimes it takes more balls to stifle your own beliefs for the sake of others instead of making your twatitude audible.

    More importantly, did you fuck her in the ass while screaming "WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?" afterwards?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blackrose View Post
    More importantly, did you fuck her in the ass while screaming "WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?" afterwards?
    Real talk.
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