I don't know what's better

[Ryko]

Gettin' laid or gettin' paid. I just know when I'm gettin' one the other's gettin' away.

[Krye]

My dick is getting away, faggot

[Ryko]

Also work is making me fatter

[Krye]

My dick is making you fatter, faggot

(Cause you eat it so much and/or because it's filling you up)

[Ryko]

That was rather well thought out, sir.

[BRP]

Working makes you dumber. And in college you often work. So college makes you dumber. Though not completely. You might end up knowing some sociology facts on the way.

[quannum]

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[Conrad]

Ironically, one cannot get laid without getting paid

[Ryko]

But it's true. If I'm not working, I don't have the confidence to talk to bitches. If I am working, I don't have the energy to talk to bitches.

[BRP]

Ironically, one cannot get laid without getting paid

blacks are immune to this. something they picked up through evolution or something I imagine.

[Conrad]

But it's true. If I'm not working, I don't have the confidence to talk to bitches. If I am working, I don't have the energy to talk to bitches.

I just lack the opportunity, and I am getting paid

[Genosync]

I just lack the opportunity, and I am getting paid

create oppurtunity, learn how to play the guitar

[Conrad]

That would be inversely proportional to my gettin' paidness

[Cheerios]

create oppurtunity, learn how to play the guitar

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/336/guitarx.png

[Conrad]

lol

[Conrad]

but look, he already has white pussy crawling on him

[Genosync]

actually playing piano/keyboard seems to work pretty gud too

[Akanei]

Getting paid.

[Charismatic]

MOB all day erre day

[tyven]

^