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    Baby Flushed Down Airplane Toilet

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ne-toilet.html

    The infant was found stuck in the toilet after the plane landed in Amritsar, northern India, and was rushed to hospital still attached to the toilet bowl, police and doctors told the Press Trust of India news agency.

    HP Singh, a doctor at the Escorts Hospital near the airport, said that a team of surgeons used a saw cutter to remove the newborn's head from the toilet.

    The 22-year-old mother was reported to have left the plane when it landed, and was later arrested in the airport after the cabin crew on the Turkmenistan Airlines flight found the baby.

    Doctors at the hospital said the infant was in a critical condition.

    Newspapers reported the mother was an unmarried medical student returning home after completing a degree abroad.

    The origin of the flight was unclear, though the Indian Express said it had taken off from the city of Ashgabat in Turkmenistan.
    Wow

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    good thing it didn't get shot out of the jobby wheecher

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    Too bad it didn't flush all the way though and turn into a baby bomb. The landing had the potential to be hilarious.

    Now its just another +1 to Indian population and a -1 to a doctor asset.

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    Just when you think you've seen it all...

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    Newspapers reported the mother was an unmarried medical student returning home after completing a degree abroad.
    Hmmmmmmmm

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    Wonder if she ever though that this was potentially a bad idea...

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    Stop getting pregnant you fucking whores.

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    Fucking Western corruption of good Muslim girls. Stone the whore.

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    I dunno how someone can be smart enough to get a degree in Medicine and then be stupid enough to try and flush a baby down an airplane toilet, or for that matter not use a condom to not get pregnant(assuming she wasn't raped of course).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cleverness View Post
    I dunno how someone can be smart enough to get a degree in Medicine and then be stupid enough to not make sure the baby didn't go all the way down when she flushed.
    Haha

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    She's getting her degree from Turkmenistan? Their quality of education is not exactly even good enough to be the Arizona State of Central Asia... Doubt she was THAT smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZarakiKujata View Post
    Fucking Western corruption of good Muslim girls. Stone the whore.
    Not that there aren't Indian Muslim women but...

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    Wow, I actually find this too disturbing for any morbid humor. I'm getting soft.

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    Was she scared to stomp the head all the way through? you know how you step on trash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZarakiKujata View Post
    Fucking Western corruption of good Muslim girls. Stone the whore.
    Where does it say she's Muslim?

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    Late-term abortion at its finest.

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    Fucking wow. Pretty intense, but I sure as hell could think of a way to kill a baby without getting caught, and much more humane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis View Post
    Where does it say she's Muslim?
    It doesn't, I was just making a dickish comment based on her going to study in Turkmenistan/aforementioned Kuya point about Indian Muslims..

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    doesn't firas usually chime in about now?

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    Kind of Doubt it that she went to study in Turkmenistan. Have never herd of Indians going there to study, you can get a better Medical degree in India than that country I am sure of it. For an Indian parent that's probably the same as saying HAY LETS SEND OUR DAUGHTER TO GO STUDY IN PAKISTAN.

    The Stan airlines like Uzbekistan air, Turkmenistan airways, etc are usually pretty cheap. I bet India express believes that it came from Turkmenistan probably because that's where she may have caught the connecting flight. I will bet she came from some EU country since its common source of flights that arrive in Amritsar.

    EDIT: Found something
    http://www.birminghamairport.co.uk/d.../amritsar.aspx
    Does not prove for all their flights, but I'm willing to bet that most of their flights from EU have a stay in Ashkhabad.

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