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  1. 2010-08-10 21:37 #1
    MF Perm tha Fineass
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    I happen to be an ass man, however,

    ...I have no shame in my son being a

    http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/a..._7310748_n.jpg




    Not sure if I told most of yall but we found out it's a boy last week! Aston Arthur Penders is his name
  2. 2010-08-10 21:39 #2
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    lol that shit is hella cute
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  3. 2010-08-10 21:51 #3
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    Already with the clothes I can see you're gonna be a great father, congrats man
  4. 2010-08-10 21:53 #4
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    i wear shit like that out all the time and people just think im creepy, what the fuck
  5. 2010-08-10 21:55 #5
    MF Perm tha Fineass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnell View Post
    Already with the clothes I can see you're gonna be a great father, congrats man
    haha thanks man!
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    what if your son wants to grow up and like ass? he will have all this pressure now to like boobs and it could be a lot of pressure for 1 year old
  7. 2010-08-10 22:02 #7
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    Ass is an acquired taste, if you start your son on ass too soon he might not be able to make distinctions and might catch the gay.
  8. 2010-08-10 22:10 #8
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    Good call
  9. 2010-08-10 22:13 #9
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    you are already lined up to be the god father of my first born perm
  10. 2010-08-10 22:14 #10
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    Asston you've cursed him for life
  11. 2010-08-10 22:14 #11
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    Congratulations, hope he ain't born genetically gay!
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    Qalbert
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    Aston Arthur Penders
    THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING
  13. 2010-08-10 22:22 #13
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    That is very gangsta that your wife is okay with that, or that you are a violent enough domestic abuser that she won't speak up.
  15. 2010-08-11 01:32 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Congratulations, hope he ain't born genetically gay!
    Good thing it's a choice, and the OP can beat it out of his child.
  16. 2010-08-11 01:36 #16
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    i want some ass clothes
  17. 2010-08-11 01:36 #17
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    Perm why haven't you pushed that bitch down the stairs yet?
  18. 2010-08-11 01:45 #18
    Kuya
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    Quote Originally Posted by mootsfox View Post
    Good thing it's a choice, and the OP can beat it out of his child.
    I think the OP should consider buying "I am a Dick Man" shirts/caps just in case.
  19. 2010-08-11 01:53 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    I think the OP should consider buying "I am a Dick Man" shirts/caps just in case.
    I don't see why the child couldn't grow up learning to love both.
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    Well, he could pretend to love both, but only truly love dicks just to please his father.
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