Dumb/Wack Song Lyrics

[Neoscrilla]

Have you ever heard a line or phrase in a song that was so stupid that it pissed you off? I'm talking about shit that makes no sense, is out of place, or is only there for the sole purpose of rhyming. Now yes, I understand what these artists "mean" 9 times out of 10, but still, the shit irritates me. If you have to dumb down shit to make it rhyme, its time to cut the shit out entirely and write something different.

This is a call to BG. Share some lyrics that you feel were out of place, didnt make sense, or were just outright stupid to you. Explain why you feel its dumb. I understand that many lyrics are metaphorical, but some things should not be allowed to let slide. Here, I'll start off with a couple:

Lil' Wayne - Steady Mobbin'

"If you act foul you get 2 shots, and 1"

Basketball metaphor. Problem is, if you get fouled, you only get 1 shot if you make the basket. Making the basket is called "and 1." There is no way you can get 2 shots "and 1." C'mon Wayne......

Keri Hilson feat. Kanye West and Ne-yo - Knock You Down

Kanye - "Tell me can you make it past your Caspers, so we can fly off into NASA."

Christ...You cannot fly off into NASA. NASA is an organization. I understand what he means by flying off into space or whatever, but this just sounds fucking stupid. Step your game up Kanye, you are better than that.

[Heavencloud]

I want to be a billionaire, SO FRIKKEN BAD TO BUY ALLL OF THE THINGS I NEVER HAD

FUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu radio

oh stuff that doesn't make sense? I dunno. But stupid fits.

[Soupbowl]

/insert most popular rap songs.

[shindycat]

"fuckin magnets..how do they work"

[Tyche]

"fuckin magnets..how do they work"

How was this not first?

[shindycat]

How was this not first?

Thats what I was wondering.. I was trying to hurry the eff up, so no one would beat me to it.

[Antithesis]

Nelly - Pimp Juice

You ain't from Russia, so bitch why you Rushin'?

[zoobernut]

Oh come on Anti that line is brilliant!

[Valisk]

I like the rushin' line, lol

[Yuri-G]

the entire song "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette.

[Cream Soda]

Soulja boy - - Super Saiyan Swagger

[TacoTaru]

I was going to quote part of the song, but then I realized the whole song is ridiculous.

Project Pat - Ooh Nuthin

[Milkster]

Cali Swag District - Teach Me How To Dougie

[Byrd]

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du

[Miroku_Asura]

Utada- "You're easy breezy and I'm Japanese-y"

[Byrd]

Anything for love,
Oh, I would do anything for love,
I would do anything for love,
But I won't do that.
No, I won't do that.

[shindycat]

Anyone ever listen the song "Why must I cry?"

[Bluefrostie]

Backstreet Boys - grammar usage in multiple songs
"Does his gifts come from the heart?"
"Does his friends get all your time?"
"Sadness is beautiful; loneliness that's tragical"

I could add more boy bands but I think it's generally an accepted conclusion that their lyrics are terrible.

[Gadritan]

God damn S.O.A.D. Lonely Day.

Spoiler: show

Such a lonely day
And it's mine
The most loneliest day of my life

Such a lonely day
Should be banned
It's a day that I can't stand

The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life

Such a lonely day
Shouldn't exist
It's a day that I'll never miss
Such a lonely day
And it's mine
The most loneliest day of my life

And if you go, I wanna go with you
And if you die, I wanna die with you

Take your hand and walk away

The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliestday of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
Life

Such a lonely day
And it's mine
It's a day that I'm glad I survived

It's bad enough to have to hear it once, but those are the full lyrics for the song. I go into a total rage if I have to listen to the entire thing. It's like my brain is getting cockslapped by a black dildo every time he says it.

[Gabril]

That rushin line is actually pretty good imo. I've always hated that Kanye: Fly off into Nasa line though lol.

I'm surprised noones brought up Lady Gagas stupid ass though, srsly her lyrics are complete bull, she doesent talk about shit lol.


Sayning the same word over n over cuz she aint got shit else to say?

Alejandro.
Alejandro.
Ale-ale-jandro.
Ale-ale-jandro. [2x]

check.

Saying random words/names just to rhyme?

Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Alejandro.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just smoke one cigarette and hush.
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Roberto.


Seriously, is there any fucking point to all these names she spouts off, cuz I dont see it. I seriously sat down and tryed to analyze this song from start to finish and it just seems like a buncha stupid lyrics put together with no msg in it at all.


tl;dr Lady gaga sux.