To Charleston, SC.
Any of you faggots in the area?
To Charleston, SC.
Any of you faggots in the area?
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Rich Aunt who lives on a fucking island is getting a divorce, I'm between jobs, and she needs someone to help watch her kids in her 3/4 million dollar house. I think it has a beach too.
AND HOLY FUCK NO WINTER, AWESOME.
Nah, they're just two cute little girls. Worse case scenario they are, and I still live in a house with a beach.
I think she works real estate? Idk
Drown em.
Or how old are they really? You know some people can ask for babysitting for people who dont need it.
And theyre first cousins, so that's tricky.
Oh Ryko, been meaning to talk to ya about that premium spam access...
I only accept bribes.
Exclusively.
1st grade/kindergarten I think?
It's just like a really messy divorce, her ex is a total drunkard, and she doesn't have anyone else down there, so she'd just feel better with someone down there if he were to show up or whatever.
Either way, I'm still stumbling over this beach.
What spectrum of bribes do you accept?
Hmm, how old is your aunt? Is she in that sketchy cougar mode where a well spoken younger man would be the right kind of mistake?
30's ish?
She's hot though, I'll say it.
I have a hot aunt.
Perfect. Want help moving in?
Shit if the ex was a drunkard she may be one of those women who don't drink, which ruins my chances.