Bungee Jumping (halp)

[altwight]

Are you from Florida and have been bungee jumping? If so continue reading if not, fuck you.

Okay so this chick I met few weeks ago is totally down for bungee jumping and we're making it a trip this weekend with a few friends.

We're going from Montgomery AL to somewhere in FL.

I'm looking for just bungee jumping but I can't seem to find where I can go in FL to just go and bungee jump. Everything I look at is like a park where bungee jumping is included and the tickets are retard high.

If you've been bungee jumping and you feel like telling me how it is or any tips please feel free to do so.

[Chun Liroy]

I totally read halp as "halo" and thought this was a thread about the xbax.

[altwight]

All I'm getting for Bungee Jumping is "Bungee Rides" which just propel you into the air instead of you actually falling from a height.

[Max™]

All I thought was "if you're bungee jumping and need help, how did you manage to post this?" myself.

[Sylvrdragon]

Wow, the lengths a guy will go to (fall from?) to get some pussy... She better be a fucking 10.

[Yabby]

I would help, but I'm not from FL i've just jumped there a few times. Fuck you too buddy.

[Venga]

Pretty intense experience! I just thought about jumping a few days before, mental prep etc. Actually worked.... kind of. I didn't do it in FL but the people who took me up where pretty sound, did everything possible to take your mind off it, then just abuse you until you jump, was good!

[Takedown3]

when i was in high school i played rugby on the junior team, all of the teams, senior and girls included went to edmonton from kelowna for a tournament. one of the off time events that were planned was to go to the edmonton mall and hit the water park.

a guy on the team decided he was going to bungee, they asked him if he would like to hit the water as i guess that's an option so he said "YARRHHH LETS DO IT", the only thing they set the rope to be just perfect enough to whiplash his fase on the surface of the water and that's it. his whole face was one big ass bruise for weeks after the trip. was pretty awesome considering the kid was a fucking douche bag.

didnt read the OP just felt like sharing that story

[Cyn]

Wow, the lengths a guy will go to (fall from?) to get some pussy... She better be a fucking 10.

I'm sure there will be a thread about her and the police and restraining orders soon enough.

[Melena]

Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.

[Shalyn]

She better be a fucking 10.

lol.. I missed the 'a' in that...

[Siniroth]

Are you from Florida and have been bungee jumping? If so continue reading if not, fuck you.

Fine fuck you too

All I thought was "if you're bungee jumping and need help, how did you manage to post this?" myself.

This

lol.. I missed the 'a' in that...

I had to read it a few times just to make sure the 'a' was actually there

[altwight]

I'm sure there will be a thread about her and the police and restraining orders soon enough.

someone's still bitter i won. still I chuckled in all honesty at the quote.

[Kohan]

The reason you're having a hard time finding anything is because it's fucking Florida. Unless you think it'll be awesome to leap off a hill that's as short as a small Mexican lady, I doubt you're going to have many -- if any -- options that aren't man-made.

As for experience, I grew up in that shithole, and have traveled everywhere from the Keys to smelly-ass Jacksonville. It's about as flat as flat gets.

[Sylvrdragon]

lol.. I missed the 'a' in that...

-.-

[Colenzo]

wrap the cord around your neck and jump

[Brill Weave]

You gonna die nigga.

[Drex]

bungee jumping (halp)

I'm imagining OP bouncing up and down, dangling from a bungee cord over some river, alone