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  1. 2016-12-04 17:36 #1
    Zalius
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    i got sent nudes today and almost smashed a diabetic with EDs wife today but got rejected in the end

    you think im joking
  2. 2016-12-04 17:37 #2
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    so i get this ride offer from someone i think is a dude right
  3. 2016-12-04 17:37 #3
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    nope its a lady
  4. 2016-12-04 17:37 #4
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    mind you, lady fuckin sexy. did not know this until after discussions. lady starts randomly mentioning that im getting turned down for some dude because dude was into hooking up
  5. 2016-12-04 17:38 #5
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    im like fuck yeah this is a hint
  6. 2016-12-04 17:38 #6
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    i said something or another, she tells me i was cuter but whatever, tell her i'd have nailed her to the wall. she's like for real?
  7. 2016-12-04 17:39 #7
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    im like for real.
  8. 2016-12-04 17:39 #8
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    she starts asking me about my dick and my stamina and stds and shit so i cordially respond
  9. 2016-12-04 17:39 #9
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    long story short they went with the other guy loooooooooooooooooooool my self esteeeeeeeeeeeeeem
  10. 2016-12-04 17:40 #10
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    you think im joking looooooooooool
  11. 2016-12-04 17:41 #11
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    mind you, not to play praises through the music of my own horn, but im not exactly failing in the dick or body department and i like my face so idk what other guy was working with but i guess i got competed out of the market
  12. 2016-12-04 17:42 #12
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    such is life

    still need to get to colorado loooooooool
  13. 2016-12-05 19:01 #13
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    60 views and im the only reply, fuck you voyeur ass little bitches POST YOU FUCKING CUNTS WHAT WILL YOU EVER AMOUNT TO IN LIFE IF YOU CANT EVEN POST IN SPAM FORUM SERIOUSLY MY GOD DO I HAVE TO COACH YOU THROUGH EVERYTHING
  14. 2016-12-05 19:32 #14
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    did I do it right
  15. 2016-12-05 19:38 #15
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    nothing to see here
  16. 2016-12-05 21:14 #16
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    yes
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