Results 1 to 19 of 19

Thread: Smash my Xbox     submit to reddit submit to twitter

  1. #1
    New Merits
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    210
    BG Level
    4

    Smash my Xbox

    Might be ofn, but I never saw it.

    http://www.smashmyxbox.com/

    "After we collect $430 in donations, we will take that money to a local unspecified retailer, which opens at 12am on the launch date. We will purchase the Xbox 360, and destroy it in front of the other Xbox fanboys who are already waiting in line. We will try to be at the very front of the line."

    The video -
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... smash+xbox

  2. #2
    Relic Horn
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    3,280
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Carbuncle

    Re: Smash my Xbox

    Quote Originally Posted by Chumm
    Might be ofn, but I never saw it.

    http://www.smashmyxbox.com/

    "After we collect $430 in donations, we will take that money to a local unspecified retailer, which opens at 12am on the launch date. We will purchase the Xbox 360, and destroy it in front of the other Xbox fanboys who are already waiting in line. We will try to be at the very front of the line."

    The video -
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... smash+xbox
    Old, but funny none the less.

  3. #3
    The God Damn Kuno
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Posts
    13,360
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Kuno Sedai
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    I couldnt watch it. I got to the point where he takes it out but.. I felt really bad the entire time. I don't like xbox or anything but they're like heros among them I felt really bad. ^^;

  4. #4
    Sea Torques
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    703
    BG Level
    5

    lmao owned

  5. #5
    Bagel
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    1,376
    BG Level
    6

    Wow me and my friends were gonna do this with the PS3 but now it feels like theres no point =(

  6. #6
    Fake Numbers
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    97
    BG Level
    2

    That best buy is 2 blocks away from my house =D

  7. #7
    New Spam Forum
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    161
    BG Level
    3

    A local radio station in Portland did a similar thing, only they used a steamroller:

    http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...-IP_833_16.jpg

    I guess they gave people a chance to 'save' it and take it home, but no one got the trivia right lol. More pics: http://www.buckheadshow.com/photos_main.php?eventID=833

  8. #8
    Sea Torques
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    649
    BG Level
    5

  9. #9
    Ridill
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Posts
    12,275
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Septimus Atumre
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    But oddly enough Microsoft got the money for the 360s and took 2 consoles out of the system for people who actually wanted to buy them. Seems like they did a favor for Bill Gates.

  10. #10
    Sea Torques
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    618
    BG Level
    5

    Only in....

    but I dont have to complete that sentence

    ::takes cover::

  11. #11
    Relic Shield
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Posts
    1,728
    BG Level
    6

    Horrible. THe video sucks, it's too long, and they should have smashed it in the store. There are only like 3 people standing around when they actually do it. It's a good idea but horribly exicuted. I also would find it funnier if they were actually fanboys but they are doing all systems.

  12. #12
    New Merits
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    210
    BG Level
    4

    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus
    But oddly enough Microsoft got the money for the 360s and took 2 consoles out of the system for people who actually wanted to buy them. Seems like they did a favor for Bill Gates.
    Not really. It costs a lot more than the sale price to make the console, they're all sold at a loss. Profit comes from game sales, and dead X-boxes don't play games so good.

    And yeah, the video does suck, it's just the idea that's entertaining.

  13. #13
    Bagel
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    1,379
    BG Level
    6
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    Quote Originally Posted by Chumm
    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus
    But oddly enough Microsoft got the money for the 360s and took 2 consoles out of the system for people who actually wanted to buy them. Seems like they did a favor for Bill Gates.
    Not really. It costs a lot more than the sale price to make the console, they're all sold at a loss. Profit comes from game sales, and dead X-boxes don't play games so good.

    And yeah, the video does suck, it's just the idea that's entertaining.
    Not all consoles are sold at a lose, it's just nex gen atm, each xbox is sold at about 200$ loss, each 360 is estimated at 738$ but sold for 400$. It's funny cause MS Xbox/Game department made -2 billion last year lol.. Well they did buy Rare for like 350mil they also bought bungie and some other properties so it's not as bad as it sounds lol. Ohh and sombody correct me on the exact figures cause i forgot the specifics but the 350mil for rare is correct, it's how they got Perfect dark =)

    PS: The Smash my Xbox thing is not only old, their was already a topic about this when the 360 came out 8)

  14. #14
    Relic Shield
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    1,993
    BG Level
    6

    Quote Originally Posted by Lasitha
    Only in....

    but I dont have to complete that sentence

    ::takes cover::
    Only in Canada? It wasn't America if that's what you were about to say.

  15. #15
    BRP
    BRP is offline
    Banned.

    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    15,019
    BG Level
    9

    Looking on their forums, I found a link to some rap music radio station(who claimed to broke a Xbox, but using the site's footage). The guy is white and possibly the gayest motherfucker ever.

    http://www.1023kissfm.com/pages/mick.html


    1) If they made a KISS FM movie.. my part would be played by...

    Kiefer Sutherland (Just cause he kicks ass in "24")

    2)What is your favorite junk food

    Chips and nachos

    3) If you were not a DJ what would you be

    A lawyer cause I'm always ready to win an arguement! I never give in and I'm always right dammit!!

    4) What made you get into radio?

    I've always loved music and radio has always been a passion of mine. I don't ever think I could work in any other business! I love it!

    5) Favorite vacation destination?

    Any place with nudy beaches!

    6) If you won a Grammy who would you thank?

    My family and all the people who've given me a chance

    7) Favorite web site?

    http://www.marykateandashley.com [Um... Jesus Christ...]

    8)Favorite food

    I make a kick ass Mac and Cheese

    9) Favorite Movie

    Meet the Parents....Nothin' beats the Focker family! [That was Meet the Fockers...]

    10) Most annoying habit

    I'm never on time (Don't say I didn't warn you when we go out on our first date!)

    Bonus question.. what is your dirty little secret??

    I'm not wearing any underwear!

    ::You can AOL IM me when I'm on the air...::MICKONKISS::...
    EDIT: I see YTMND.com-Fad Potential.

  16. #16
    Old Merits
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    1,171
    BG Level
    6

    lol I couldn't resist but throw this together for this guy. I hate wiggers and I don't even give them a chance, they all suck. chavs too lol, haven't heard a good chav joke in a while... but anyways....

    http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3513/lolfag3dr.jpg

    LOLFAG!

  17. #17
    Cerberus
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Posts
    485
    BG Level
    4

    Somethingawful.com had a thing to say about this site:

    Alright here's the premise. A web site offers to buy an Xbox 360 on launch day and smash it to bits. Only caveat? You buy it. I imagine a bunch of guys got together and said to themselves, "OH MY GAWD DUDES WE'RE GONNA BLOW EVERYONE'S MIND!!" Okay, it's a clever idea and I admit it's a little intriguing. You'll get a lot of people to watch the video and you'll make a shitload on Google AdSense until Google emails you and threatens to take away the three dollars you made off of their service if you keep writing dirty words on your web site.

    The end result of this "social experiment" is a half-assed video that barely lives up to the hype. It's boring. It's poorly edited. The music sucks. The people in it are annoying. Everything about it is just terrible. It's hardly what the web site promised it to be.

    Hundreds of fanboys? There were like six people there. So you impressed a bunch of idiots standing around a Best Buy. Big deal. When the guy took a sledgehammer to the Xbox that dumb fuck could barely lift the thing up. I could think of a lot better ways of destroying an Xbox 360 than taking a sledgehammer to it in front of a bunch of 14 year olds.

    You morons could have blown it up, chucked it into the underside of a lawn mower, or used a catapult to fling it into a brick wall. Put it in a microwave, drop it from an airplane, eat it. Shoot it with a rifle, stick it in your ass, put meat in it and let a rottweiler tear it to shreads to get to the meat. Throw it in a whale's mouth, set it on fire, DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT YOU ULTIMATELY DID.

    Sure, they might get a little bit of traffic for their site as a result of being the awful link of the day on this prestigious web site what with these Internet links and all. They might even make a couple bucks in the process. But they'll have to go to sleep every night knowing that they blew their one chance to create a truly exciting video of an Xbox 360 being destroyed in the most creative way possible and betrayed the trust of their naive donors in the process. You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

    The funniest thing about this is that this is the "rough draft". What are they doing to do, release a special edition with new scenes and CGI Dewbacks in the background? How can it get any better than this masterpiece? Hey, I'm not surprised these guys are from Canada. Yeah that's right Canada, YOU FUCKED IT UP AGAIN.

    Anybody can solicit money on the Internet to buy something and record themselves destroying it. But it takes a real man to do it well.

  18. #18
    Chram
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    2,513
    BG Level
    7

    Maybe my hearing is going bad, but the dude's voice almost resembles your's Shaede XD

  19. #19
    BEES OH GOD BEES
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    1,294
    BG Level
    6
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut
    WoW Realm
    Stormrage

    Quote Originally Posted by Axil
    Wow me and my friends were gonna do this with the PS3 but now it feels like theres no point =(
    Why on earth would you destroy a PS3? that's stupid... You destroy an X-box cause it's horrible and doesn't belong on the market in the first place.

    and I love the movie <3 even though it sucked as a movie... I want to do that too. now.

Similar Threads

  1. Signing up for "My Xbox" (on a computer)
    By Po in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 2007-02-05, 11:46