Report: Stolen Jamie Lynn Spears Breast-Feeding Photo Triggers Probe (LOL)

**Pikarya** · 2008-09-22 17:12

lolFox Source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,425946,00.html
TMZ Report: http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/22/mommy-...riminal-probe/

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LOS ANGELES — A stolen photo of Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding her baby girl has sparked a federal pornography investigation, TMZ reports.

Federal and local authorities are looking for someone peddling 12 photos of Jamie Lynn, her older sister Britney Spears, her infant daughter Maddie and the baby's father Casey Aldridge, law enforcement sources told the Web site.

One of the pictures shows Jamie Lynn breast feeding Maddie, and the 17-year-old's left breast is exposed, TMZ reports, adding that the photos were taken on Aldridge's digital camera.

Aldridge took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies, and law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried to sell them, sources told TMZ.

Because Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling the photos — or buying them — could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting pornography. Peddling pictures of a minor's breast — even if not taken for sexual purposes, could land the seller and buyer in federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid, according to TMZ.

Jamie Lynn Spears starred in the television series "Zoey 101" and won a Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award for Favorite TV actress in 2006.

Breastfeeding strikes again!

**bebeci** · 2008-09-22 17:17

Jailbait boobs are the best!

**Ruiner** · 2008-09-22 17:20

http://www.beawesomeinstead.com/wp-c...7/11/kelso.jpg

"Sorry, gotta go. Boobie."

**Correction** · 2008-09-22 17:20

It's telling that they don't know any better than to develop their private photos at Wal-Mart.

**Aerin** · 2008-09-22 17:51

Originally Posted by Correction

It's telling that they don't know any better than to develop their private photos at Wal-Mart.

Seriously, that's the part of the story that made me LOL the most.

**Yuri-G** · 2008-09-22 17:52

Originally Posted by Correction

It's telling that they don't know any better than to develop their private photos at Wal-Mart.

First thought I had.

**Deftscythe** · 2008-09-22 18:30

POIDH

**Charla** · 2008-09-22 18:30

Originally Posted by bebeci

Jailbait boobs are the best!

Not jailbait in this state!

...still white trash though

**Sqwunk** · 2008-09-22 22:35

Originally Posted by Charla

Not jailbait in this state!

...still white trash though

Not jailbait here either. 1year past the legal limit

**Pirian** · 2008-09-22 22:57

Originally Posted by Ruiner

http://www.beawesomeinstead.com/wp-c...7/11/kelso.jpg

"Sorry, gotta go. Boobie."

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...eBoobyHorn.jpg

Who says you can't do anything with MS paint?

**Elvis** · 2008-09-23 05:22

So what -gate will this be?

**Obev** · 2008-09-23 05:27

Fuckingidiottrailertrashdeveloptheirpicsatwalmarta ndthengetsurprisedwhentheyturnupontheinternet-gate.

**Vandalhart** · 2008-09-23 07:22

Boobie-Gate?
Or bout about Jail-Gate?

I got nothin.

**Lordwafik** · 2008-09-23 07:41

This reminds me of the murder couple.

One day, a lady and her partner (she's cheating on her husband) get coked up, kill her husband, decapitate him / take pics nude next to his body, doing things like stick his penis in his mouth etc etc, and then decide to get their pics developed at a store.. frigging idiots. Needless to say police were called.

Xavier · 2008-09-23 08:24

How surprising that people suddenly want to see pictures of a woman breastfeeding.

**Lordwafik** · 2008-09-23 08:44

^context etc

This topic's about to get flamingly huge.

**Mizango** · 2008-09-23 08:51

Originally Posted by Lordwafik

This reminds me of the murder couple.

One day, a lady and her partner (she's cheating on her husband) get coked up, kill her husband, decapitate him / take pics nude next to his body, doing things like stick his penis in his mouth etc etc, and then decide to get their pics developed at a store.. frigging idiots. Needless to say police were called.

At first I wanted to see pics, but then I changed my mind.

Walmart, the one stop shop for white trash everywhere. I mean wtf? How can anything good come from developing private pictures there?

**Acturus** · 2008-09-23 08:59

Speaking as a new father with a wife who breastfeeds...

How on earth do you take pictures with that kind of exposure in the first place?

I mean really, I'm all for my wife's chest partially exposed every chance I can get it, but I'm not going to take pictures of it in that context without preserving a little of her modesty.

**Mizango** · 2008-09-23 09:25

Originally Posted by Xavier

How surprising that people suddenly want to see pictures of a woman breastfeeding.

Oh man, do you remember the "breast feeding in public" thread? That thing was represented by every view there is lol, from the person saying give them respect to others that said they would stand there and watch if she has both tits flopping about...

Like Wafik said, this is going to take off into something fierce here in a bit.

**Lordwafik** · 2008-09-23 10:09

Originally Posted by Mizango

At first I wanted to see pics, but then I changed my mind.

Walmart, the one stop shop for white trash everywhere. I mean wtf? How can anything good come from developing private pictures there?

I have the pictures if you ever change your mind

They're NSFL, as the woman has Tina Turner's wig growing on her vagina. Oh and the whole decapitated human thing.

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