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  1. 2009-02-05 07:50 #1
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    I haven't got a pen so...

    One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm | Mail Online

    Crazy bitch! Wtf is wrong with people. She doesn't even look that mental...then again its always the quiet ones that are batshit crazy.
  2. 2009-02-05 07:55 #2
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    Holy fuck she hacked that guy's arm all up. And then she went to sleep afterwards? Crazy bitch.
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    She looks a little crazy to me. And damn, "Unlawful wounding"? Sounds like a very light crime, that shit should at least be a felony since he is scarred for life.
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    Even if your drunk, how the fuck do you sleep through that.
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    Vokda and Valium. The way forward in anesthesia.

    As if shes not being sectioned for something like that. GG WP UK Courts.
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    "Carve your name into my arm.
    Instead of stressed, I lie here charmed"

    I hope I'm not the only one that thought of that song while reading that.
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    So he was on Valium and vodka, what the hell was she on other than schizophrenia?
  8. 2009-02-05 08:28 #8
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    God dammit, why are the crazies always women. Face fucking palm.
  9. 2009-02-05 08:31 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaelia View Post
    God dammit, why are the crazies always women. Face fucking palm.
    maybe nsfw or something
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    She looks a little crazy to me.
    Redundant. Though in this case, she was more than a little, I'd say.
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    I WENT TO HER HOUSE FOR SEX, NOT FOR A TATOO, JESUS!!!
  12. 2009-02-05 11:19 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno View Post
    maybe nsfw or something
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    LOL

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    I really wanna know how he slept through that.
  14. 2009-02-05 11:42 #14
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    bitches be crazy...
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    One-night stand gone awry: Wayne Fisher awoke to find Dominique Fisher had carved her name into his arm
    Dun dun dun!
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    Read the article and the thread it was mentioned that he drank vodka with a valium. This is proof that combination will knock you out quite well.
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    Wow....
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    sick battle scars
  19. 2009-02-05 12:09 #19
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    All of Miz's post I've seen today have consisted of either rampant punctuation or one word replies. Think man! Get creative with those responses!
  20. 2009-02-05 12:39 #20
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    Reverse the roles. Have a guy carve into a woman after a one night stand, and see what the sentence changes to. She's getting off easy.
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