Sham OWNED

[Devek]

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

This is big!

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently traveled with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai Hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)

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[SephYuyX]

Man, makeup sure does work wonders. Looks 28~35 in the commercials.
Oh no.. I hope this doesnt mess up things with his new partner Billy Mayes!

[rex_garuda]

not so tough with your headset now huh?

[Athas]

Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).

Really?

[Ziphor]

rofl wow. Vince, what has gotten into you?!

[Kiarax]

Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Bitch had it coming.

[Correction]

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/3346/shamowned.jpg

Give me the gun you fucking cocksucker.

[Charismatic]

WOW

[Jicent]

This is why billy mays is #1

[Akiyama]

WOW

SHAM

[Okan]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmo...27092sham2.jpg

At least she isn't the typical prostitute that we end up seeing pictures of.

[Devek]

Most prostitutes don't charge $1000.

[Dimmauk]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmo...27092sham2.jpg

LOL poor Vince. No more career.

[The_OG_Nelta]

billy mays wouldn't of taken that shit.

toasting some epic bread.

[Dimmauk]

She was an agent of B.E.A.R.D.

[Devek]

There is no such thing as bad publicity.

This can only help his career.

[Apelila]

You're gonna love my nu....OU GADD MUH TANGE.

[_chuchu]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmo...27092sham2.jpg

At least she isn't the typical prostitute that we end up seeing pictures of.

At first I was like hmm, but then I ....

[Wintermute]

Anyone else used to English TV think of Bo'Selecta or just me?

http://s19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...o/lgpp0941.jpg

This was the only thing that came to mind from the thread title.

[Dimmauk]

Anyone else used to English TV think of Bo'Selecta or just me?

http://s19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...o/lgpp0941.jpg

This was the only thing that came to mind from the thread title.

He kinda looks like that
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/3346/shamowned.jpg