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    Sword-waving ninja accused of attempted robbery
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    WEYMOUTH, Mass. – Police said a man dressed liked a ninja used a sword in an attempt to rob a Weymouth dry cleaner. A convenience store clerk called police Monday after she noticed a man walking into the store wearing a ski mask and a sword in a sheath on his belt. Police said when the man noticed her, he pulled his mask off and asked if she was calling about him.

    When she said she was, police said the man left the store and walked into nearby Galaxy Cleaners.

    There, police said he pointed a sword at the register and asked a clerk to give him all of the money inside. Police said he left after she told him she couldn't open the drawer.

    Police are still searching for the man, who witnesses said appeared to be in his late 20s.

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    Information from: The Patriot Ledger, Home - Quincy, MA - The Patriot Ledger

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    gonna save some hot babes and punch radiation in the mouth.
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    Too bad it didn't happen in Texas.

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    You forgot to say 'ban swords.'

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    Do you get paid when people click on your thread? Is there really a reason to for titling them so?

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    Police couldn't find him because he's a ninja. Prolly casted Mononi and Tonko, and had 25% movement speed shoes on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miokomioko View Post
    Do you get paid when people click on your thread? Is there really a reason to for titling them so?
    How did you find out? Fuck, nothing gets by you!

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    TIME OUT MOTHERFUCKER

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    I don't mind, that bloodsport gif makes me laugh every time.

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    Three questions:

    1) Was he dressed like a ninja, or was he just wearing all black with a ski mask?

    2) Was it a sword or a katana?

    3) Why wasn't he dual wielding?

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    Katanas - the new assault weapon. You can't stop criminals, anti-gun toting cry-babies!

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    It was probably a two handed katana :3

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    ban swords

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    Not a real ninja. If it were, we wouldn't be hearing about it. Stupid posers...

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    I'm sure Massachusetts already has a stupid law banning anything with a sharp point from being brought within 500 miles of any building.

    Yet, for some reason, with all the laws we DO have concerning handguns, weapons, etc, there's a shooting in Dorchester (lower-end section of Boston) every night... hmmm.

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    Nikkei will still get me.

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    Speaking of which, the US caught a dangerous Somali teenager. Finally the seas are safe!

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    If he had a gun this wouldn't have happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qeomash View Post
    Not a real ninja. If it were, we wouldn't be hearing about it. Stupid posers...
    /thread

    Seriously though, WTF? Is it the economy or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamanosukeShiva View Post
    anbu
    lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sol-Blackguy View Post
    /thread

    Seriously though, WTF? Is it the economy or something?
    That was my first thought. She saw him coming. Not a ninja.

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