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    Cool story, bro

    My best friend got dumped by his girlfriend of one year yesterday(he lives with her too.)

    Today is his 18th birthday.(he graduated high school early.)

    For his 18th birthday, his mom is taking him and his girlfriend on a cruise.

    Well, uh. his girlfriend aint goin no mo'.

    I AM. free cruise for me!


    http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/im-on-a-boat.jpg

    I'M ON A BOAT...next sunday

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    Have fun on your faggot cruise.

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    That story wasn't cool at all.

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    Today, on a boat with my mom, and Vandole. FML.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gamez View Post
    Today, on a boat with my mom, and Vandole. FML.
    lol

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    HEY YALL GONN ABE SO JEALOUS I"M GOING ON A CRUISE W THIS DUDE AND HIS MOM

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    What's FML?

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    Get your friend pity sex, or turn off the lights and give him a pity handjob claiming you got one of the cabin girls to do it. It's the least you could do.

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    Fuck My Life. It's a website goddamn, Houston must be one big chopped and screwed rock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Fuck My Life. It's a website goddamn, Houston must be one big chopped and screwed rock.
    Sorry, I only visit sites run my straight people.

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    Um, you're on BG?

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    You callin Ragns gay?

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    YUUUS!

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    First you don't know what waterboarding is, then you don't know what FML is, you truly are an ignorant nigger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    You callin Ragns gay?
    Is he not?

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    I honestly don't even know what a nigger is...

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    Wouldn't really surprise me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Is he not?
    How you gonna be gay with big titty bitches everywhere?

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