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    So I just went to a massage parlor for the second time in my life. Ad said they specialized with young Asian masseuses and I figured what the hell, might as well get a massage had a rough weekend with work and all.

    So I'm getting there, and was a tad surprised they had my girl give me a shower fully naked with her scrubbing my entire body. Then took me to the room and had me lie down on the bed with no towel over my ass, which really was weird because the last massage I had about a year ago had a towel always covering. But I took it as, well she'd seen me naked, she probably doesn't care to put the towel on.

    After the massage, she dims the light and locks the door and starts to run her fingertips on my back. I was like "this is relaxing as fuck" and she put on some relaxing Asian music and rubs my back. She then has me roll over and does the same on my front. Looks down at me and asks "So how much you want tip me?" I told her "between 30-40 seem reasonable?" (it was best massage I had before) and next thing I know she takes off her top and skirt climbs on the table and gives me a handjob. I was shocked out of my fucking mind.

    I had always thought these places were jokes or only were located in major cities. Never thought they'd be located in a suburb, or more so have it happen to someone like me. Anyone else ever had an experience like this before?

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    Checking yellow pages right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    Checking yellow pages right now.
    oh you

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    OP, I really hope you realize where you went to lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    OP, I really hope you realize where you went to lol.
    This is really funny if he actually stumbled onto this by accident.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    OP, I really hope you realize where you went to lol.
    Where? They were listed in the phonebook under massage and where in an office building complex.

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    A handjob? Should have tipped atleast 50.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    OP, I really hope you realize where you went to lol.
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    I ended up leaving 60, because I didn't expect the handjob. And as for the shower, they had me lie on the table with the shower, she was still clothed, i miss worded it in my opening.

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    30-40 dollar tip? I'd be tipping like 10 bucks max unless I knew I was getting something, you're crazy if you were really going to tip that much without a handjob. Pretty cool story though, didn't think this happened really.

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    I think I'll tip 30-40 next time I go to a restaurant and see what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maguspk View Post
    Pretty cool story
    As if you'd fucking know.

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    Well a friend who goes to massage parlors all the time (bout once a month) told me it's customary to tip 20-40 for a massage depending on how good it was.

    And I really was suprised when she did what she did. I thought it really was all jokes and such TV and movies made up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IssacVS View Post
    Well a friend who goes to massage parlors all the time (bout once a month) told me it's customary to tip 20-40 for a massage depending on how good it was.

    And I really was suprised when she did what she did. I thought it really was all jokes and such TV and movies made up.
    Have you thanked your friend yet? You should.

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    The girl who gave you that handjob was kidnapped from her village at the age of 14 and sold into sexual slavery. She was resistant at first, but beat and rape something enough and it'll become submissive. She now lives in single room apartment with 3-4 other girls who work that same parlor. She probably only made 10% off that tip, if that...

    you fucking scumbag

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    Wasn't the same place. I called and told him after I left and he thought I was lying that it happened. My first massage was the place he goes to and I left a 25$ because it was okay. I told him about this place and he said he's going to go there to see if I actually am telling the truth next week.

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    Young Asian masseuses should've been all the hint you needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRP View Post
    The girl who gave you that handjob was kidnapped from her village at the age of 14 and sold into sexual slavery. She was resistant at first, but beat and rape something enough and it'll become submissive. She now lives in single room apartment with 3-4 other girls who work that same parlor. She probably only made 10% off that tip, if that...

    you fucking scumbag
    =/ now I feel like bad for it. I didn't even think that =(

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    I hope the bitch had herpes sores all over her life.

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    Saw her hands pretty well, no sores on them, all smooth and clear. The place had the proper documentation on the walls for the health regulations and permits, and also a logo for the local police department on the wall which is why I assumed it was a normal place like the other place I went to.

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