US Senators seek to ban Manbearpigs

[Rhinox]

saw this on countdown and lulz were had.


Mermaids, Centaurs and Sam Brownback - Glenn Thrush - POLITICO.com

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Sen. Sam Brownback (R-Kan.) — an ardent anti-abortion activist — is worried that the Obama administration's loosening of restrictions on stem cell research will result in the creation of a new race of bio-engineered "human-animal" hybrid freaks.
Or beautiful mermaids.
The bill — modeled on an inexplicably overlooked effort by Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal — would ban the creation of "part-human, part-animal creatures, which are created in laboratories, and blur the line between species."
The legislation, he says, "is limited in scope" and wouldn't limit the use of some animal parts for human use, including porcine pig valves.
Despite giving no concrete examples of what such hybrids would look like (i.e. Spider-Man), he's got 20 co-sponsors including one Dem, Mary Landrieu (D-La.).
"As our nation suffers through the greatest economic decline in a generation and our country's brightest minds are working tirelessly to reverse course, what does Sen. Brownback propose? Banning mermaids," quipped Chris Harris of Media Matters.

[EternityEnd]

Mermaids are clearly a threat to our beloved theocracy.

[Rhinox]

Super cereal guys

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[Eratosthenes]

Brian Kilmeade approves.

[Olo401]

This would not have happened is Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum was still in the Senate..

[Plow]

I still don't understand how we ever managed to get people like Kassebaum or Sebelius elected around here.

[Kael]

So hes banning the creation of furries? Hmm I dont know how to respond.

[Brill Weave]

So hes banning the creation of furries? Hmm I dont know how to respond.

With a fireworks and beer of course!!

[Correction]

Did the research a few years back to grow human organs in livestock ever go anywhere? I remember something about chimera pigs/sheep growing donated tissues into viable transplantable organs. Seemed like a good deal for the never-ending list of folks who could really use a kidney/liver/etc and if it's workable, legislation like this would...outlaw it?

[Pirian]

1/2 man, 1/2 bear, 1/2 pig. You bet your god damn ass I want this legislated

[Kael]

Yeah, the legislation would need to be clearer.

I support using animals to grow organs and tissue for human transplant patients.

I do not however support some kid who wants to fuse some cat ears to his/her head.

[Norellicus]

Yeah, the legislation would need to be clearer.

I support using animals to grow organs and tissue for human transplant patients.

I do not however support some kid who wants to fuse some cat ears to his/her head.

You're just afraid you might like it.

[Jer]

Did the research a few years back to grow human organs in livestock ever go anywhere? I remember something about chimera pigs/sheep growing donated tissues into viable transplantable organs. Seemed like a good deal for the never-ending list of folks who could really use a kidney/liver/etc and if it's workable, legislation like this would...outlaw it?

From what I understood, it would outlaw only hybrids. I don't remember exactly what you're talking about, but I remember them growing stuff like human ears on the back on rats in hopes of use for replacement. Though there were some that were for specific organs also, like the liver. I don't know about all tissue, or I may have misunderstood you.

There is also another question. Does the good senator wish to ban all mermaids? Or is he pro-fish top or pro-lady top?

[Absolutely Virtue]

If we were able to get Santorum turned into dirty gay slang, surely we can do the same with Brownback. I mean for fuck sakes, the joke writes itself.

[Waraji]

ROFL XD

[thatwasnifty]

Did the research a few years back to grow human organs in livestock ever go anywhere? I remember something about chimera pigs/sheep growing donated tissues into viable transplantable organs. Seemed like a good deal for the never-ending list of folks who could really use a kidney/liver/etc and if it's workable, legislation like this would...outlaw it?

Yes it would. It would also seemingly outlaw production of human insulin in non-human cell cultures. Bye bye, diabetics.

[Milkster]

Dude, Sara finally let me brownback her...

[archibaldcrane]

Part-human, part-animals that blur the line between species?

Isn't that what happens when people of Aryan decent engage in fornication with people from the dark continent?

[ClarkSammich]

There goes my dream of a Dr. Moreau-esque island to breed a harem of sexy cat bitches.
Great.

Spoiler: show

Also this guy:
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[ZarakiKujata]

A word use to describe when someone usually an infant takes a crap and it gets smeared all over its back.

Not quite as dirty as Santorum but still good imo.