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    Registered Sex Offenders

    www.Familywatchdog.us

    I just found this site out. Lists all sex offenders in your area. Turns out the man who does my lawn is one, and sometimes my niece is home alone while he mows the lawn. PEACE to his job.

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    Some of the shit that puts you on the sex offender list is utterly fucking ridiculous and absurd. One couple took pictures of their two babies getting out of the bathtub wrapped in towels, wal-mart associate turned them into the police, boom, both parents are registered sex offenders. While I'm sure there are a lot of serious matters that one should be cautious about, a lot of it is some of the most absurd shit ever.

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    I totally agree with you in that aspect, as one of my friends is a registered sex offender for peeing in bush while drunk in public near a school. But it gives descriptions to the degree, and if I see 3rd degree? That's inexcusable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnipotent View Post
    National Sex Offender Registry

    I just found this site out. Lists all sex offenders in your area. Turns out the man who does my lawn is one, and sometimes my niece is home alone while he mows the lawn. PEACE to his job.
    He's done his time. He's rehabilitated!

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    Have mine on my Ipod. Seven of them in my neighborhood. And I live in a damn nice neighborhood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnipotent View Post
    National Sex Offender Registry

    I just found this site out. Lists all sex offenders in your area. Turns out the man who does my lawn is one, and sometimes my niece is home alone while he mows the lawn. PEACE to his job.
    I got a great idea, let's make it impossible for them to ever re-enter society, that way the only positive increase in quality of life they can ever get is by going back to jail.

    Time to go rape some more kids.

    People like you are just as much part of the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darus Grey View Post
    I got a great idea, let's make it impossible for them to ever re-enter society, that way the only positive increase in quality of life they can ever get is by going back to jail.

    Time to go rape some more kids.

    People like you are just as much part of the problem.
    It's fine, rape my niece, I'll forgive you. You are right. This man who mows my lawn has been convicted TWICE of forcible rape. My theory? You rape someone once, you deserve your dick cut off and thrown in jail for the rest of your life. Vagina stapled up if your a chick.

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    Anyone else notice the irony in Darus' avatar? lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadritan View Post
    Anyone else notice the irony in Darus' avatar? lol.
    Darus what's your name bro? Scared of something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnipotent View Post
    It's fine, rape my niece, I'll forgive you. You are right. This man who mows my lawn has been convicted TWICE of forcible rape. My theory? You rape someone once, you deserve your dick cut off and thrown in jail for the rest of your life. Vagina stapled up if your a chick.
    He mows lawns for a living, he's not exactly on top of the world after two rape convictions. Campaign for the death sentence for every rapist if you really want to make a difference, rather than starve a man to death because you're worried he's going to risk the 30 bucks you pay him to break into yer house and RAPE RAPE RAPE.

    That site seems precisely calibrated to terrify parents, I loaded up my ZIP code for fun and the screen exploded in a sea of red and green dots. Must be all the trailer parks nearby. Sometimes you realize everything in the world is scary then shrug while you get on with your life.

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    Everything else is child's play Omni.

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    not every state lists why the person is a registered sex offender, theres plenty of ppl on these lists because they had consensual anal sex or had sex when they were a teenager.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZarakiKujata View Post
    not every state lists why the person is a registered sex offender, theres plenty of ppl on these lists because they had consensual anal sex or had sex when they were a teenager.
    I too have a friend who fucked a 15 year old when he was 18. Her parents found out.

    Yup, he's registered. The list needs some kind of reform, it is really full of a lot of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction View Post
    He mows lawns for a living, he's not exactly on top of the world after two rape convictions. Campaign for the death sentence for every rapist if you really want to make a difference, rather than starve a man to death because you're worried he's going to risk the 30 bucks you pay him to break into yer house and RAPE RAPE RAPE.

    That site seems precisely calibrated to terrify parents, I loaded up my ZIP code for fun and the screen exploded in a sea of red and green dots. Must be all the trailer parks nearby. Sometimes you realize everything in the world is scary then shrug while you get on with your life.
    If you had an option at a 18 year old kid, clean slate to mow your lawn, or a 45 year old sex offender who has raped 2x. Who would you choose? I know this man from the five words he utters to me every week, "That will be 30 bucks". I don't know who he is or what he is capable of. There are plenty of kids who are willing to do the same work, who I would trust more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction View Post
    He mows lawns for a living, he's not exactly on top of the world after two rape convictions. Campaign for the death sentence for every rapist if you really want to make a difference, rather than starve a man to death because you're worried he's going to risk the 30 bucks you pay him to break into yer house and RAPE RAPE RAPE.

    That site seems precisely calibrated to terrify parents, I loaded up my ZIP code for fun and the screen exploded in a sea of red and green dots. Must be all the trailer parks nearby. Sometimes you realize everything in the world is scary then shrug while you get on with your life.
    On the flip side there were like 3 people total on my map. It's all in location.

    I have no obligation to give someone a second chance. THEY fucked up. I wouldn't knowingly put a family member in harm's way out of sympathy for someone who made a stupid fucking choice.

    You're an idealist. I'm a realist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction View Post
    I too have a friend who fucked a 15 year old when he was 18. Her parents found out.

    Yup, he's registered. The list needs some kind of reform, it is really full of a lot of bullshit.
    It lists the conviction as well. Actually take a minute to look at the damn site before condemning it. If there's not enough details to confirm anything and you or your family may be interacting with these people there's still enough information to ask the local authorities and get the story straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZarakiKujata View Post
    not every state lists why the person is a registered sex offender, theres plenty of ppl on these lists because they had consensual anal sex or had sex when they were a teenager.
    And if he/she were looking for a job, I would without a doubt ask them as to why they are on this site. If they refuse to answer because it's an invasion or privacy or whatever. I'll gladly find someone else to do the job.

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    What would be funny is if he raped your niece BECAUSE you fired him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadritan View Post
    You're an idealist. I'm a realist.
    Read Tyche's post and my last post, you're wrong. There's a lot of idealism that goes on when constructing a permanent, unambiguous no-takebacks list like the NSOR.

    There's a reason prison sentences are limited, and statutes of limitation exist. The NSOR is a lovely bleeding-heart loophole around both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    What would be funny is if he raped your niece BECAUSE you fired him.
    That's hilarious dawg. Right on.

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