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    Pointers for a virgin?

    One of my housemates is turning 21 in a few months and recently confessed to a few of us hes a virgin. Its not like hes horrifically ugly or anything, i just think he lacks the confidence.

    We had a little session of pointers, what we thought were useful things to know, but i was curious to see what BG had to say on the issue?

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    you can do it man, bitches love confidence!

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    Tell him to find the clitoris

    No seriously though.. pointers like what? How to get some? How to put a condom on? be more specific

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    its okay man don't gotta lie to us and use code

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    Confidence helps. But not so much as to come off as an asshole.

    Does he aim to high or just not try at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venga View Post
    One of my housemates is turning 21 in a few months and recently confessed to a few of us hes a virgin. Its not like hes horrifically ugly or anything, i just think he lacks the confidence.

    We had a little session of pointers, what we thought were useful things to know, but i was curious to see what BG had to say on the issue?
    Think of something other than the girl you are doing your first time, like sports or whatever. You'll last longer than the 30 seconds he's probably gonna be able to do. Other than that, find a chick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sephir View Post
    Confidence helps. But not so much as to come off as an asshole.

    Does he aim to high or just not try at all?
    Nice gets their attention, mean sets the hook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    Tell him to find the clitoris
    what's the clitoris?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venga View Post
    One of my housemates is turning 21 in a few months and recently confessed to a few of us hes a virgin. Its not like hes horrifically ugly or anything, i just think he lacks the confidence.

    We had a little session of pointers, what we thought were useful things to know, but i was curious to see what BG had to say on the issue?
    There is nothing wrong with being a virgin. He isn't broken. There is no need to fix him.

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    Whys being a virigin have to be a bad thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chen View Post
    In all seriousness, sometimes guys aim for the girls that are not interested in them, and ignore the ones who are totally throwin pussy at you.
    Also. Learn to unwrap and put on a condom with one hand.

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    Find the clitoris, but don't maul it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fievel View Post
    Is housemate code for you?

    its okay man don't gotta lie to us and use code
    lol what I was thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aduidarnenye View Post
    Find the clitoris, but don't maul it.
    This, seriously.

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    ^

    Not everyone is a porn star that likes the clit punched over and over

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    go outside more often. the answer is seriously that simple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SephYuyX View Post
    Whys being a virigin have to be a bad thing?
    Usually, the first things to click to mind when someone mentions a male virgin in the mid/late twenties and beyond: lack of confidence, and/or the social skills of a rock. By my age, women generally don't want a potentially inept virgin in bed. Some may still find it cute... I don't. Fumbling was cute in the teens, but it gets old fast.

    Unless you intend to stay one forever.... then more power to you, I suppose.

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    o yea.... something like what Kyo said. Don't just ram your fingers or dick in the pussy when you find it. Sometimes they are not moist enough yet and that will hurt them, gotta massage around it first. Also easy way not to miss with your dick is to use your finger(s) as a guide in, it will kinda feel like your fingering them to the girl, but your really just making a landing strip.

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