Bruised Genitals

**Mojo** · 2012-05-26 18:12

Hello BG.

So I've been mingling with this new girl for a few weeks and sometimes we're a little bit rough in bed. Long story short, I have what appears to be a bruise on my dick. It's not painful. After reading into it a little bit, it seems like it's not that uncommon. I was wondering if anybody here had experience with it. How long did it take to heal? Did you get any kind of treatment for it? I'm thinking about seeing a doctor, although I wouldn't even know which doctor to see about this, and I don't have health insurance. It is my dick though, so I'm inclined to see one anyways, to be on the safe side.

Update: I'm now experiencing a dull ache in the right side of my groin. Seriously considering the ER at this point.

**Ksandra** · 2012-05-26 18:16

http://thethingreenlineshop.files.wo...tled-water.jpg

**Cream Soda** · 2012-05-26 18:18

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ebfn8F4E63...320/icyhot.jpg

**Mojo** · 2012-05-26 18:22

Ok, I don't get the whole water bottle thing. What did I miss?

**Cream Soda** · 2012-05-26 18:23

Originally Posted by Mojo

Ok, I don't get the whole water bottle thing. What did I miss?

Lol you're a couple years behind on that joke then

**Shiroikage** · 2012-05-26 18:23

i misread this thread as "NSFW Bruised Gorilla" and was completely confused when i opened it and read the op
that is all

**Ksandra** · 2012-05-26 18:29

Originally Posted by Mojo

Ok, I don't get the whole water bottle thing. What did I miss?

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/104...?highlight=cat

**Correction** · 2012-05-26 18:33

Paging Brill Weave.

**Pirian** · 2012-05-26 18:38

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ebfn8F4E63...320/icyhot.jpg

This will really help a lot with the bruising

Spoiler: show

**Guyverarmor** · 2012-05-26 18:55

RUB IT ALL OVER YER BAWLS ! MAKES IT FEEL GEWD !!!!

Same thing happened to me when me and my wife started having sex, shit will go away in a couple of days.

**Omniyoji** · 2012-05-26 18:55

Just treat it like any other bruise you get on your body... don't poke it!

**Delayed** · 2012-05-26 20:09

give it a few years and you'll quit having that problem. also it mind correspond with the time she quits giving you any.
Make sure you video when you icyhot yourself for posterity

**Minions** · 2012-05-26 22:56

Typical responses, still hilarious. If you don't use it you lose it. (aka let it heal)

**Kayu** · 2012-05-26 23:37

avoid getting erections because the bruise migth expand and open again XD

**Apelila** · 2012-05-27 03:44

Same with other bruises. Put an ice pack on it to reduce swelling.

**Guitarman** · 2012-05-27 04:15

2nd'ing the icing it down. grab some frozen peas out of the freezer and jam the sucker in there. Comes with the added bonus of serving your inlaws your dickpeas next time they come over.

**Dimmauk** · 2012-05-27 07:25

She was on top, and got too high in the saddle, got off the Dick and crushed it.

Teamwork and rhythm is very important during female superior.

**Mojo** · 2012-05-27 12:21

I updated the OP to reflect new symptoms I'm experiencing. I have a dull ache in the right side of my groin. Needed to take lortab to fall asleep... Maybe I'll go to the ER. Fucken hell. Also perhaps important to note: She was giving me a blowie and I became extremely sensitive to the point of it being painful and told her to stop, at which point we resumed normal sex.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-05-27 12:26

Paging Brill Weave.

lol

Ice it down. If you don't see an improvement in a day or two call your pcp just to be safe. 15 minutes on 15 minutes off. You'll be fine. Just sore. Trust me on this.

**Mojo** · 2012-05-27 12:31

Did you get pain like I am now? The right side of my groin seems to be a bit swollen too.

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