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  1. 2010-03-29 00:19 #1
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    this is pretty rough

    I smell absolutely fucking awful, but I'm too tired to take a shower, but I don't want to go to bed because we just washed the sheets today and I don't want them to smell like buttsmell
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    wtf did you do?
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    sleep in the shower
  4. 2010-03-29 00:20 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkslitter View Post
    sleep masturbate in the shower
    ^
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    masturbate in sleep
    then you have to change sheets anyways
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    sleep on the couch
  7. 2010-03-29 00:51 #7
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    Don't masturbate in the shower.
  8. 2010-03-29 00:52 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    wtf did you do?
    was up drinking til 4am then played hockey for a couple of hours
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    sit down in the shower, it feels great when you are tired
  10. 2010-03-29 00:53 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    Don't masturbate in the shower.
    not a chance, could slip and fall
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    sit down in the shower, it feels great when you are tired
    dude that's how people drown
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    are you trying to kill me?
  13. 2010-03-29 00:54 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    not a chance, could slip and fall
    trust me, it's worth it.
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    are you a midget with a 1 inch tall upper body or something
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    maybe
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    for some reason they only had coors light last night too
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    apparently coors light makes you fart more than any other beer ever made
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    more like The Brown Bullet
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    you can sit down in shower, just don't put facecloth on your face
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    apparently coors light makes you fart more than any other beer ever made
    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    more like The Brown Bullet
    I now realize why you stink and I would suggest not sitting down in the shower as that would mean sitting down in your own ass juices.


    masturbating is still acceptable.
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