Time warner can eat a dick

[Ryko]

Keep in mind that I'm fully aware that I was in the wrong here, and I don't remotely give a shit, however I promised stories so here's story one.

I moved into my place on april 1st. It's now may 7th and my internet/cable has not been set up yet. Considering that most of my non physical hobbies involve the internet in some way this has made for a relatively expensive social life, which I guess is fine because I've enjoyed myself at the very least. THAT said, I wanted optimum because the last time I had time warner, I had to cancel my account to make them do anything at all and it made for a very lame time in general. Optimum said they don't work in my area and my only option is time warner. Ugh anyway I go there and set up an installation date, they never show. So I go there again and theyre like "oh there's already an account at that apartment, if you want an installation you'll need to show us your lease", so that ends my second trip. They call me again to set up an installation and I'm like "you dumbasses said I needed a lease" and theyre like "oh, right. Bring your lease to establish that you live there now". So I show up yesterday with my lease and the clerk was like "oh we need a utility bill too".

"no, fuck you"

"excuse me?"

"you heard me. Fuck this, fuck time warner, and fuck YOU"

"So it's personal?"

"You're fucking right it is. I don't even fucking want your shitty ass service but I don't have a fucking choice and your dumb asses have spoken to me THREE fucking times and not ONCE mentioned a fucking utility bill so yeah, fuck time warner and fuck you specifically. If I could I'd reach through this window and slap your dumb ass."

"You wanna try? We can go outside."

So I step out the door, he steps about halfway out the door and I punch him dead in the mouth. We fight for a couple of minutes before it's broken up and I walk home.

No, I was not in the right. No, I don't even slightly regret it. Fuck. Time. Warner.

[Akiyama]

not nearly as epic as the title seemed as I too hate Time Warner.

[Ryko]

This is the first and only thing even remotely resembling a fight I've had in a decade.

[Darkslitter]

oh god I would love to do this to someone at comcast

[Akiyama]

This is the first and only thing even remotely resembling a fight I've had in a decade.

and you only hit him once? i would've gotten at least two shots in.

[Airenn]

Hmmm.

[Ryko]

I hit him more than a couple of times. We fought for a few minutes, I got hit a number of times, so did he. Funny thing is there's a police station right down the block and no one came.

[Akiyama]

also, he will probably be calling the cops on you, and since you're black.. you're pretty much fucked

[Qalbert]

and you only hit him once? i would've gotten at least two shots in.

"I punch him dead in the mouth. We fight for a couple of minutes "

[Akiyama]

oh I read it as you punched him in the mouth then left. i did not realize that you actually battled to the death. completely misread that sentence. sry.

[Ryko]

I should have probably not given him a document with my name and address before that happened.

[Kiarax]

Amerikkkan hero.

[Akiyama]

yeah, so if popo's (not the cool kind) comes to see you, you may as well duct tape your ass cheeks together

[Ryko]

Now the question is how am I gonna get my internet set up now that I found my electric bill.

[Abandon]

huzzah, i approve.

[Colenzo]

I hope you made him bleed from his cock sucker for being a smart ass instead of being helpful.

[Darkslitter]

I don't know, I'd expect someone who asks someone to step outside not to call the cops on them. If he does you could probably get his ass fired for doing that. It's not a bar, Time Warner probably doesn't ever expect any of its employs to be in a fight while working.

[tyven]

fake

[Ryko]

Afterward I called a number of people to try to cool off and no one but Tsu picked up. Fuck y'all.

[Ryko]

And I still havent gotten any of my prizes from March YouMadness

Note my 2 prizes were a buildabear and blarg NOT getting mod powers.