Aventura man accused of having sex with dog named Christie Brinkley

[jinkazama]

I freaking love Florida! Lol




AVENTURA — An Aventura man was arrested on Friday and charged with having sex with his dog, a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley.

Armand M. Pacher, 64, a former insurance executive, was booked into a Miami-Dade jail on a charge of animal cruelty, a third-degree felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

Pacher's veterinarian in Gainesville reported him to police after an office worker called him to reschedule eye surgery for the 2 ½-year-old dog and Pacher talked about sex, according to an arrest warrant.

"She doesn't seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it's because I haven't been as energetic lately and that's why she's not enjoying it," he allegedly told the staffer when she asked about the dog's health, the arrest warrant said.

Later, at the clinic, a veterinarian concluded that the spayed dog's body had evidence of forced sexual activity, the warrant said. The doctor said the evidence could not have come from another dog, the warrant said.

Pacher's attorney, Jeffrey Weiner, said his client denies making the comment, and the allegation. He said the employeemisunderstood a wisecrack.

"I'm quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I'm really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions," Weiner said. "I expect my client will be full vindicated."


http://mo.palmbeachpost.com/news/cri...og-808256.html

[Omnipotent]

Fucking nasty

[Correction]

This is what happens when you allow gay marriage

[Moss]

I keep trying to read it as "Ace Ventura" which would make sense.

[Qalbert]

Fucking nasty

Agreed. I don't want to hear about 60 year olds having sex.

[AoE]

This is what happens when you allow gay marriage

lol

[Rhinox]

sad part is the Ban on bestiality failed when it was put to a vote in the state senate.


god bless the usa

[OWS_Tonx]

lol wow, disgusting. Love the, "misunderstood a wise crack." How the fuck do you misunderstand that you said you fucked your dog multiple times.

[Rhyis.]

I keep trying to read it as "Ace Ventura" which would make sense.

Me too.

[OWS_Tonx]

I'm guilty of this as well.

[Hyan]

I'm guilty of this as well.

...

I keep trying to read it as "Ace Ventura" which would make sense.

Oh.

[Shalyn]

^lmao!

Also: disgusting.
Also: Guilty of thinking "Ace Ventura"
Also: Who gives their dogs two names? Heh.

[Illumina]

I did a triple-take myself.

On a related note:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z...ce_ventura.gif

[Seanr]

This is what happens when you allow gay marriage

is that why the dog had a last name?

[Takedown3]

anyone catch the dude's lawyer's name

[Takedown3]

also tags

accused, aventura, brinkley, christie, dog, man, named, sex

[Zelduh]

Must have been quite an adventura

[bigrougabagel]

Looks like the dog and owner will be going to pound town.

[Mjd]

I also saw Ace Ventura accused of having sex Christie Brinkley. Oh and fucking disgusting, that dog could have done much better.

[OWS_Tonx]

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Oh.

I was gonna but a quote, but then was like nah