dear admins

[Zalius]

i know i sent you messages calling you cunts and telling you to fix my ability to post, but i would now like to retract this request as i have restored my ability to post by being independent

everyone is a cunt except sono, sono gets pass for fixing my password that one time

[Zetanio]

wat

[Zalius]

disregard, I suck cocks

[Zetanio]

It feels like my account was lost when BG migrated the first time and I lost my join date.

I blame the mods.

[Zalius]

theorderls.com

[Zalius]

i was there too stupid, big kills was my shit

[Zetanio]

[Zetanio]

Yeah but your join date didn't get kablammed in the shift.

[Zalius]

i had a different account because i was an elven rdm before i was a hume blm

[Zalius]

then i ragequit and bought gil and leveled up like a real man

[Zetanio]

stupid fucking longnecks

[Zalius]

so true story, I didnt know shit when i was first playing and was level 14 w/o a subjob in tahrongi canyon fucking soloing crawlers cuz thats what I thought you did. I got bored and checked the game guide, saw norg and was like FUCK I WANNA GO TO PIRATE TOWN

so i /shouted and some dude was like "ill take you to norg." He fuckin, leads me through bubmrirmu peninsula, i had never dodged high level mobs before, he told me i had to pay for his boat ticket so i did

i get to selbina and i'm like "ok where is norg?" and he's like "follow your heart" and logs off. I step out to valkurm dunes and had no idea that I just found the leveling mecca of life.

then i was a god but thats a longer story

[Zalius]

id have switched to taru if i lacked self respect

[Zetanio]

so true story, I didnt know shit when i was first playing and was level 14 w/o a subjob in tahrongi canyon fucking soloing crawlers cuz thats what I thought you did. I got bored and checked the game guide, saw norg and was like FUCK I WANNA GO TO PIRATE TOWN

so i /shouted and some dude was like "ill take you to norg." He fuckin, leads me through bubmrirmu peninsula, i had never dodged high level mobs before, he told me i had to pay for his boat ticket so i did

i get to selbina and i'm like "ok where is norg?" and he's like "follow your heart" and logs off. I step out to valkurm dunes and had no idea that I just found the leveling mecca of life.

then i was a god but thats a longer story

Damn, that's a real rollercoaster.

[Zalius]

you should hear about the time i was homeless working @ the beach oh god lol

and then i met my long lost family

100% real life

[Zetanio]

you are an interesting fella. i just cook food and stuff.

[Zalius]

I don't even cook food anymore lol

[Zalius]

like i mean i do but i dont like it, i have been mostly raw for the last year, would do it all the time if i had my rhythm down like that

[Zetanio]

Raw food is stupid. I'll say it.

I like carrots and stuff but I can't be eating raw beef everyday ya know?

[Rhyis.]

Me and a buddy attacked the shit out of behemoth at level 16. True story.