2025 NFL Preseason Thread: Multiple Trips to the Strip Club ATM

[Mertron]

hello frens

the preseason is upon us. the hall of fame game is tonight (chargers/lions). a happy “may your starters play 0 quarters in the preseason” to you and yours

[Mertron]

which poster’s preferred player is getting their leg amputated this year? stay tuned sports fans

[Mertron]

hey i just remembered

did you know that super bowl mvp jalen hurts played 0 plays last preseason?

[Weltall]

Florio has called out Schefter reporting a "light version" of the Christian Wilkins fiasco, due to his relationship with the agent.

[Rhyis.]

schefter isn't a reporter, he's a mouthpiece for agents and owners. is normal

[Weltall]

Yes, we here know that.

[Cail]

I'm just here because I have to be

[Rhyis.]

tetairoa mcmillan szn?

[Dimmauk]

which poster’s preferred player is getting their leg amputated this year? stay tuned sports fans

All of the Cowboys

[Xno Kappa]

Terry McLaurin has requested a trade.

[Xno Kappa]

So commies are probably giving him a fat deal in the next day or two.

[Krandor]

The Commies not giving him an extension while they've got a hot rookie QB seems so fucking stupid

[Rhyis.]

5th most available cap space in 2026. 2nd most in 2027

now's the time to strike

[Rhyis.]

is he worth the 33m he's reportedly asking for? probably not... but fuck it neither is metcalf

[Krandor]

5 straight thousand yard seasons despite the absolute shit show Washington has had under center, and hasn't missed a game since 2020

[Celeras]

Why don't teams just trade for him and then not give him an extension, are they stupid?

[Rhyis.]

skins have to agree to a trade... and they aint trading him

[Melena]

Terry McLaurin has requested a trade.

[Mertron]

ok fine, we’ll trade dotson for terry, everyone’s happy

[Mertron]

(this is a joke because it never matters who the #3 receiver on the eagles is)