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    The PS3 sure costs a lot but damn...

    It can cure cancer mommy!
    http://www.gamespot.com/news/6157898.html

    Maybe they should price the system a bit lower, since they'll be making a ton of money when the PS3 heals the world.

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    Now if only it could cure broken heart

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    I wonder how much Sony piad them to come up with that.

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    LOL PS3 heals the world.... Ill pay for it when it can make me bacon and eggs

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    If I were that reporter I don't think I could have gotten through that with a straight face

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    I'm still not getting a PS3.

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    lets cure my empty wallet while we are at it.

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    The headline sounds like something the government would come up with.

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    The reactions on the site from readers are hilarious. I love people being so clueless about distributed computing and pissed like Sony is the one making the claims.

    The headline is a little crazy but it is accurate at least. However that's like Ford making a headline like "Next years model of Ford Five Hundreds will actually drive down the highway", making it sound like it's the first car to do so.

    Folding@home is cool, as was Genome and SETI, I recommend all dorks do it...it's a real contribution to society.

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    PS3 might help cure diseases and conditions, but the Wii will make everyone happy!!

    Patch Adams recommends the Wii

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    "PS3 overheats and burns house down, killing family of 5. Sony response: We deeply regret this loss of life, however this is a small price to pay for curing cancer by leaving your PS3 on to fold for a cure for cancer"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeveh
    LOL PS3 heals the world.... Ill pay for it when it can make me bacon and eggs
    http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/1002/foremanps3vs0.gif

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    Sony are clutching for straws, so if they're not going to get gamers (since it looks like Wii is going to eat it's face and shit down it's throat), they're going to get suckers/religious hippies who will buy like 7 of them because they were given "a sign", and leave them on standby permanently.

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    Sony Computer Entertainment America has reportedly clarified that the Japanese PlayStation 3 price drop announced overnight will not affect US pricing.
    gay....

    For those that didn't see, Sony dropped the price in Japan by 20%..from roughly 540US to 430US.

    I can't see them not dropping US price now, especially after this anouncement (unless they really are this stupid)

    edit: Here's one link of many.

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    I remember when the PS2 used to be able to launch nuclear missiles. lawl

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