What's in your office/workstation desk drawer?

[Elesirdur]

Random "I'm bored at work thread", so let's hear it workers of BG, what's in your drawer at your office or workstation's desk? Let's not include things like files and reports, but more or less what you keep in that drawer(s) of personal effects.

Let's see, in no particular order:

• iPod
• Dental floss
• Tide to go stain remover (absolute godsend at the office)
• Lip balm
• Eye drops
• Travel-sized hair spray
• Tylenol Extra Strength
• Fork I stole from the break room
• Glasses cleaner and cloth
• Half gone pack of Dunhill King Size cigarettes
• Book of matches
• Headphones
• Mauly clips
• Some strange mounting bracket that was in the desk when I moved in
• Jar of Nutella
• Bagels

[Saphirea]

three laptops
2 extra monitors
1 iPhone
1 empty coffee cup
2 tupperware things from lunch
sunglasses
wallet
smokes and lighter
bluetooth head peice
a stack of empty red solo cups
1 empty red solo cup filled with pens
a stand up filing thing
another thing filled with highlighters
electric pencil sharpener

[Tyche]

3x3 Rubik's Cube
4x4 Rubik's Cube
A wooden star puzzle thing
7 blank DVDs
A bag of rubber bands
a bottle of ibuprofen
A Blackberry charger

Pretty lame, I know

[Nightbreed]

- Paper clips
- Stapler
- Wireless headset base
- 2 phones
- Take out menus
- Mr Potato Head
- ATM Test Cards
- Stacks and stacks of paper I need to sought
- Computerworld magazine
- Ipod
- Canon S5 IS Camera

[Nuriko]

Calendar Comics that were too good to throw out
Tylenol
Half empty bottle of Tequila

[jmc]

*notice top drawer is always locked*

-Overtime Slips
-Car Wash Slips
-box of .45 ammo
-shitloads! of rubber bands (i dont even know why)
-Various department car keys
-Ipod touch
-Department cell phone
-department pager
-chargers for both

[Mizango]

* BSD CD's.
* TONS of Linux, CentOS bullshit and swag.
*PBX in a flash manuals
*Hard drives.
*Ascend Pipelines laying EVERYWHERE.
*Empty TNT server cases
*Sky Pilot software strewn about.
*Debian Enchilada and Wifi-Gator software with instructions from Chuck along with Chuck's Cell phone number.
*An "I love you dad" note taped to my desk from my daughter

[Brill Weave]

Hmm let's take a look.
- Pittsburgh Ghosts: Steel City's Supernatural by Heather Frazier
- Dusk by Tim Lebbon
- The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub
- Deep Six by Clive Cussler
- A yellow golfball sized smiley squeeze ball
- Box of white cheddar Cheez It's
- Plastic forks and spoons
- Halls blue favor throat stuff
- Harley Davidson pen holder
- Roll of dental floss
- Migraine medication
- Tums

[zoobernut]

2 extra monitors
Nvidia QuadroFX 3700
some random ATI video card
Backup battery UPS
Wacom cintiq
Lightwave 3d
Wacom Intuos 2
A Time Magazine
Zune
Barrel o' Monkeys

[Purrrfect]

Snack drawer:
Frosted mini wheats
Rubbermaid (Tupperware) container
Chef Boyardee "Big Beefaroni"
40oz bag of bite-size snickers
bag of mini oreos
a few york peppermint patties
bag of hot chocolate mix
2 bags of raisin+walnut oatmeal
almost empty bag of twizzlers
couple ritz snack packs
bottle of mucinex medicine
Ocean's 12, Bourne Ultmatum, Dogma DVDs

[Khamsin]

Push pins
Clips
Phone charger
Staples
Fleshlight
Measuring tape
Scissors
Notepads
A box of rubbers
Pencils
Pens
Benefits info
Pay slips
Expense report receipts

[Waef]

Fleshlight

wat

[Kwijiboe]

Snack drawer:
Frosted mini wheats
Rubbermaid (Tupperware) container
Chef Boyardee "Big Beefaroni"
40oz bag of bite-size snickers
bag of mini oreos
a few york peppermint patties
bag of hot chocolate mix
2 bags of raisin+walnut oatmeal
almost empty bag of twizzlers
couple ritz snack packs
bottle of mucinex medicine
Ocean's 12, Bourne Ultmatum, Dogma DVDs

Jesus, that's a lot of snacks.

[Kurt Cobain]

360/PS3
3 monitors, 1 hdtv
2 towers, 1 laptop
watch with dead battery
ipod
iphone
landline
empty mountain dew cans
pistol
headset
stack of misc games mostly in the wrong cases

with a console on, all monitors/tv and all pcs on it gets so fucking hot in here even with A/C full blast, anyone have a better cooling idea? when its <66 outside I have a window fan that keeps it cool in here but its usually above that except in the winter

[Deadhands]

notepad
old ticket to a Tool show from 2007
ice pick with one of our product's name carved into it
half pack of gum
3 post card from a friend who was in Canada
2 pens
post card advertisement for Caduceus wine

[zoobernut]

Hmmm we should either turn this into a guessing game about what each persons job is or have each person say what their job is/if they work at home or in an office.

[Creeps]

The Strange Death of Liberal England by George Dangerfield
Eminent Victorians by Lytton Strachey
Pirated Swedish, Italian, French and German Rosetta Stone software
White DS Lite
Final Fantasy 3 DS
Halloween Horror Nights Sweet 16 light up glass
Sharpie
Deck of cards
PSP
FFT: The War of the Lions
Dawn of the Dead UMD
Brother printer ink
Rescue Me Season 4 on DVD
Florida Power and Light bill
Comcast bill
Keys
Microsoft wireless mouse I don't use
Flathead screwdriver
Dave N Buster's glass
Ceramic rhino and donkey my deceased aunt left
Picture of me and the girlfriend
300 Spartan helmet thing
Checkbook
A bunch of pirated software
Schedule of next semester's course schedule

[jmc]

anyone else think peoples desk drawers are huge? lol

[Tyche]

I was thinking the same thing, how do you fit a fucking hueg PS3, 360, and HDTV in a desk drawer. wtf.

[Mici]

On the table my monitor is on I have (I don't have a desk so its the closets thing)

7 empty dew cans
a glass of water
3 empty packs of smokes
1 1/2 empty pack of smokes
Zune and headphone
Hate
2 lighters
2 bottle of antibiotics
remote for my stereo
remote for my TV
cell phone
old movie stubs
about 4.27 in change
a receipt for a chicken place
2 ashtrays
a packs of cough drops
an smirnoff cap
some lifesavers
lip balm
headset
and my keys

shit... I need to clean