Cooking with . . . . . . .

[Vuitton]

Semen!

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Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes - CookingWithCum.com

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"

Thoughts?

[_chuchu]

fapworthy

[Vuitton]

fapworthy

I have a jar for the end result of that.... wait a moment please....

(It will go great it my paella.)

[Cerb]

/puke

[_chuchu]

omg rofl... huge post spoiler'd

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prengant [ No Rating ] 21 Nov 2008
by HObart B
Can sperm in taco make babby in girl stomach if she eats?
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Re: prengant [ No Rating ] 21 Nov 2008
by Fotie Photenhauer
I'm no expert, but last I heard the reproductive system was separate from the digestive system. If you're worried about getting pregnant, you should ask a nutritionist or your OB-GYN before consuming any semen. Good luck!
about time [ No Rating ] 21 Nov 2008
by joe brown
I bought this book the second I heard about it. I had been shooting my scrotal milk into all of my friends dishes without them knowing for years, since I got this all have been requesting my brew in their food.
Still, I don't think I'm ok with my mom eating my gonad glazed goodies but she says it tastes pretty good.
Also makes for easy transition from breast milk to solid food for babies. Plus they're still used to the nipple so they do most of the work.
A++
Spaffing Cumtastic [ No Rating ] 21 Nov 2008
by Bumble Humphries
I've been bashing the bishop for as long as I can remember and not once did I consider power of the edible fun potential there was to be had with my jizz candy.

I'm so inspired that I might just go home right now and whack one out into a frying pan! The recipe ideas are endless. Tonight's freshly unloaded meal for two starts with Spaff Jizzcuit followed by a spicy Jerk-off Chicken ending nicely with hot toasted cumpets all washed down with smoothman hand shandy mmm, mmm, mmm - deeeelicious.

Happy Tugging!

Wild Wild West [ No Rating ] 20 Nov 2008
by Tursi Is A Toole
If everyone gets into this, it'll be like the wild, wild west - guys just shootin' everywhere! Loads will be flying all over - we'll all be wearing goggles to avoid losing an eye.

My concern is, where does this leave the ladies? What are they eating? They'll be even more dependent on men to give them cum to eat. If a chick squirts, is that juice edible? Is there a cookbook for vag juice?

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a bunch of cum eating ladies, alright. You can call me Old Country Buffet girls - don't be shy, line up - it's all you can eat!!! Come & get it!

Wow, that sounds like a perfect world, charging $5.99 to get sucked off by a hundred hungry women at dinner time everyday. I could even put out coupons from time to time.

EAT CUM, EVERYONE!!!!
Cooking 'Oil' [ No Rating ] 20 Nov 2008
by Ronnie Fader
I've been using semen in place of cooking oil for a number of years now, and it has been wonderful. On my 21st birthday, my parents sent a guy dressed as Big Bird to my apartment with a card and a balloon. That incident led to some VERY heavy drinking and a trip to the ER, where I learned that I had high blood pressure, high cholesterol and a host of other medical issues. I did some online research and found some data on cooking with semen, and it seemed like it was worth a try. I have to admit, I had spent quite a bit of time thinking about eating semen previously, but never really got into it (other than a couple of quick 'glory-hole' incidents in college). Once I realized my life was on the line, my cum-guzzling era began. My cholesterol & blood pressure are down, my hair has become fuller - my life is good, and it's because of cum.

I highly recommend this book to everyone. Cum-eating is certainly considered very much taboo in our society, but my hope is that books like this will lead to a day when we can ll go to a vending machine and buy a bag of cummi bears.

I am proud to be a cum eater - I'm eating goo while I type this.

I make my own cum jerky, cum mayonnaise and cum ice cream! These are not in this book, but they are delicious! I eat my own cum, my neighbor's cum and even my dog's cum. I must admit, my arm does get tired jacking us all off, but it helps to keep my biceps in shape.

That's the other upside of semen consumption - the fun of getting it! Every time I get hungry, I jack off and blow a load into some tupperware.

It feels good, and tastes GRRRRRRREAT.
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Re: Cooking 'Oil' [ No Rating ] 21 Nov 2008
by Fotie Photenhauer
Wow Ronnie! Thanks for such an overwhelmingly positive review. You are a true inspiration to the rest of us. Keep on cooking!

- Fotie

P.S. Do you know of any FDA reports related to the health claims in your review?
My Shoe Is Stuck In Goo [ No Rating ] 20 Nov 2008
by Squeeze My Nuts
Great idea for a book. In hard economic times, everyone is looking to cut down the cost of groceries, so eating my own ejaculate certainly helps. To think, I've been wasting good food in tissues and toilet paper for 20+ years. Every time I get hungry now, I just start jacking off. I'm accumulating more spunk than I know what to do with, My freezer looks like a winter wonderland of solid, frozen cum. I put a full-size freezer in my garage to store the stuff - I actually built a snowman out of cum! Looks just like Frosty!

I am now using my time sitting at red lights to prep dinner by jerking myself off into a small container. I rub one out every time I go in and take a leak at work. I actually shot off a load waiting in the check out line at Wal-Mart, and I don't think I was the only one doing it in the line! When doing the laundry, I lay my member on the dryer,and the vibration just milks a little snack right out of me. I put a new bag in my vacuum cleaner, and I now suck the man juice right out!

"Jiz is my life, and life is jiz!" - C. Posey, 1991

These are just some ideas I wanted to share with all of you other cum swallowers out there, to give you some ways to take you jism consumption tothe next level.
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter [ No Rating ] 20 Nov 2008
by PoseyLovesTursi
When I was in college, my roomate used to jizz inthe ice cube trays. I thought it was the foulest thing I had ever seen --- until he made me a white russian 'on the rocks' on night. All I can say is wow, man-goo is for me! Since that blissful night, I have been back at the well many time for the spunk. I have ordered the book, since I've never cooked with the goo. I do love it in it's natural state, straight from the tap. I have made my own (man)cream-filled doughnuts before - "Time to make the doughnuts" was every time I chubbed up.

By the way, it has many other uses. I love it as an after shave - it soothes my skin and exfoliates at the same time. It leaves me with a clean, glazed-doughnut feeling all day long.

It can also be used to grout between your bathroom tiles. I found that out by accident - I shot a load on the tile wall and didn't realize it for a whole week - hard as a rock by then. But no mold grows in that spot to this day!

It's also great fun in the winter. Snow ball fights are a lot more interesting when every other one is a cum-ball!

I also use my little swimmers at work. I post my notes to the wall with it's heavy-duty stickiness. Saves on our office supply expenses, so my boss loves it.

There are so many uses to cum. I think this book is going to inspire me to write my own book: "Cum, It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore" and the follow-up: "Got Jiz?". And finally:
"Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus: Who Cares, Let's All Eat Cum!"
Men Taste Good!! [ No Rating ] 20 Nov 2008
by Hoyt Bigballs
I've always known than man goo tastes great, I just didn't know it could be consumed in so many ways!!! I've been a consumer of the paste for about 20 years now, so I know a great deal about the taste and consistency, but I never imagined the many uses! In the book, it speaks about freshness and freezing the jizz for future use, but does anyone know if saliva negatively affects the baby batter?? I have started ejaculating into storage containers, as the book recommends, but I thought that if I could spit my frind's jism in the ntainer, it would accumulate twice as fast, but I don't want the quality of my frozen cum to suffer.
Whoo-Hoo, I Love Goo! [ No Rating ] 20 Nov 2008
by Tracey Hagen
Wow, I can't beleive I finally found a book like this! It's awesome. I'm always looking for ways to be healthy, natural and green, and this helps me with all 3. My boyfriend Andy is busy getting dinner ready now - he never liked cooking before we read this book. Now Andy and I are cooking together every night! Thanks Natural Harvest.
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Re: Whoo-Hoo, I Love Goo! [ No Rating ] 21 Nov 2008
by Fotie Photenhauer
You're welcome. Bon Appetit!
Incredible recipes! [ No Rating ] 20 Nov 2008
by Najee eater
I had my first semen eating experience after I had masturbated and decided to taste the creamy goodness. I thought I was alone in savoring the flavors until a friend gave me his book. This book gives me so many ideas and ways to make my man juice taste so good!!! Recently, I had that friend come over and help with recipes too, its great! I recommend the "Manly Mojitos"... Buy it now!!!
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20 Nov 2008
by Five Fingers
Highly recommended!! I made the Ribs w/ Tangy BBQ sauce for a party last weekend. Wow. They were finger lickin' good. My girlfriend couldn't get enough of them. We washed them down with Donkey Punch, another crowd pleaser.
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20 Nov 2008 (updated 20 Nov 2008)
by Spanked Monkey
These recipes are easy to make, even for cooking "new comers."
The Tossed Salad was a big hit at our Mens' Club Meeting. A slathering of Creamy Cucumber dressing really made the flavors pop.
Pleases the palate

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20 Nov 2008 (updated 20 Nov 2008)
by Rosie Palm
The Choked Chicken recipe is by far my favorite, hands down.
Some others I've tried and enjoyed are the Creamy Homemade Fudge, Weinerschnitzel, and Creamed Spinach. The Cumin Rub is also good to marinate your meat.
Cheese Giz and Banana Cream Pie

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20 Nov 2008
by Rosie Palm
I like the section entitled, "Cheese Jiz: Adding semen to your cheese."
Our family has now been enjoying Jiz Burgers, Jiz Fries, and Salami & Jiz Sandwiches.
Tonight we're eager to try the Banana Cream Pie. Stay tuned for more reviews.
Creamy and delicious [ No Rating ] 20 Nov 2008
by Big Squirt
Who doesn't want to eat more natural foods? These recipes are delightful and easy to make. The pasta with creamy alfredo sauce is delectable. And the Creme Brulee literally melts in your mouth.
Jizz Cooking Book [ No Rating ] 19 Nov 2008
by Jangle Pizzler
Wow...wow...wow. This book enabled me to shed all shame from the fact that I've been eating my own cum for like 22 years. The gizz quiche is bangin', homies.

Thanks Natural Harvest! Now I have something to do with all that dude batter that I've saved for the last few months!
Yum O! [ No Rating ] 19 Nov 2008
by CC Breaqer
I recently served the Flan to some of my neighbors, they tried and tried but just could not guess what that zest was.
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[Lbelle]

wow i gotta get this!

[Vuitton]

I have to admit, I had spent quite a bit of time thinking about eating semen previously, but never really got into it (other than a couple of quick 'glory-hole' incidents in college). Once I realized my life was on the line, my cum-guzzling era began. My cholesterol & blood pressure are down, my hair has become fuller - my life is good, and it's because of cum.

LMAO

(I personally, totally quit smoking because I started eating cum as a replacement for nicorette gum.)

[Daydreamer]

I'm curious as to where you'd get enough semen to actually cook with.

[Vuitton]

I'm curious as to where you'd get enough semen to actually cook with.

I think its for like... special occasions. Until that occasion occurs, you just sort of collect it in a communal jar and stick it in the freezer when you're done.

[Kohan]

Where's Kuya at a time like this?

[BRP]

Seriously, I could only imagine someone like Peter North making use of this

EDIT: Or Peter North's lady friend

EDIT: Or Peter North's man friend if you consider his past

[Vuitton]

I'm curious as to where you'd get enough semen to actually cook with.

Also:

That's the other upside of semen consumption - the fun of getting it! Every time I get hungry, I jack off and blow a load into some tupperware.

Maybe that's the source? Ultimate motivation?

Maybe. . . . .

I am now using my time sitting at red lights to prep dinner by jerking myself off into a small container. I rub one out every time I go in and take a leak at work. I actually shot off a load waiting in the check out line at Wal-Mart, and I don't think I was the only one doing it in the line! When doing the laundry, I lay my member on the dryer,and the vibration just milks a little snack right out of me. I put a new bag in my vacuum cleaner, and I now suck the man juice right out!

LMAO

[_chuchu]

Where's Kuya at a time like this?

lol'ed

[_chuchu]

Kuya, wherefore art thou?!

[_chuchu]

Seriously, I could only imagine someone like Peter North making use of this

EDIT: Or Peter North's lady friend

EDIT: Or Peter North's man friend if you consider his past

I was thinking that and then theres some other group with a fake dong for 1 man to woman bukkake but it doesn't count

[Vuitton]

I was thinking that and then theres some other group with a fake dong for 1 man to woman bukkake but it doesn't count

Eh? Link please.

[_chuchu]

Eh? Link please.

NSFW

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[6souls]

Placenta Recipes

[Vuitton]

NSFW

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hahahahahahahahaha

thank you! that was awesomely bad.

[Kuya]

COPYING ME