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    Hitler has problem getting birthday cake

    MyFox Nepa | Child Named Hitler Has Problem Getting Birthday Cake

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    The local grocery store won't personalize a cake for a 3-year old's birthday. The boy's name is Adolf Hitler Campbell.

    The names of the other two kids this couple has are just as interesting.

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    guess they couldn't afford abortions so gave the kids terrible names so thatthey would get murdered at school. good plan.

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    I didn't think those people had a choice. Inappropriate? More like do your fucking job.

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    Some people shouldn't have kids. Great way to get your children to grow up to hate you. I'd call it justifiable homicide if I killed my parents if they ruined my life before it even started.

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    Godwin'd from the get-go (thread and child). That has to be a record.

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    Read this earlier on local news site

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    Quote Originally Posted by altwight View Post
    I didn't think those people had a choice. Inappropriate? More like do your fucking job.
    More like "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone"?

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    You must be a bakery man

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    somewhere in here there is some sort of "Hitler in an oven" joke but I'm just not quite seeing it.

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    Naming a kid Adolf Hitler is one thing. But one of their other kid's middle names is "Aryan Nation".

    That's just fucking lazy.

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    JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell
    Wow, this family has serious issues. With names like that it makes you wonder what they are actually teaching those kids at home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Some people shouldn't have kids. Great way to get your children to grow up to hate you. I'd call it justifiable homicide if I killed my parents if they ruined my life before it even started.
    Based on the names of the other children, it's likely they'll be brainwashed to see their namesakes as heroes. It's just the rest of civilized society that will hate them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mayori View Post
    Wow, this family has serious issues. With names like that it makes you wonder what they are actually teaching those kids at home.
    Supposedly their house is decorated with swastikas. And that report came from MSNBC news.

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    Wow. Does anyone name their kid Lucifer or Pol Pot?

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    Or Caligula?

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    Caligula Johnson.

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    Assuming he doesn't get brainwashed into some uber bullshit, I think this boy will hate his parents for the rest of his difficult life. Or until he changes his name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRP View Post
    Assuming he doesn't get brainwashed into some uber bullshit, I think this boy will hate his parents for the rest of his difficult life. Or until he changes his name.
    Assuming he doesn't commit suicide first or have some kids murder him first at school as stated previously.

    Plus, no one would ever take a resume from Adolf Hitler seriously. These parents single-handedly ruined that kid's life in any first world country. Isn't this some form of child abuse in some places? Like trying to name your kid "Fuckface" or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow_k View Post
    Assuming he doesn't commit suicide first or have some kids murder him first at school as stated previously.

    Plus, no one would ever take a resume from Adolf Hitler seriously. These parents single-handedly ruined that kid's life in any first world country. Isn't this some form of child abuse in some places? Like trying to name your kid "Fuckface" or something?
    Didnt originally think of the resume aspect but thats a great real world point. Poor kid.

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    Hey whats wrong with the name Fuckface, I've managed to live with it.

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