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    The truth...

    I'm a fat loser. I sleep any hour I'm not eating, masturbating, or some mix of both. I religiously play games I hate just so I can feign a sense of pride for being slightly better than average at them. I'm caustic, emo, belligerent, argumentative, unfunny. I'm not witty, endearing, joyful, clever, original, or agreeable. I'm pretty much the saddest excuse for a human being one can probably imagine...

    Oh and I'm black.

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    AND YET, despite all this, people would still pick me over mother fuckers like uryuu, cheerios, and ansem any fucking day of the week so how big of cocksuckers do they have to be, really?

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    Not gonna lie guys, I wouldn't even pick me.

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    You are way too fucking hard on yourself.

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    You're like a constant downer, huh

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    I'm just sayin'. When someone like me can be accused constantly of having dickriders, you have to put it into context how poorly off some of these people have to be to even think such can be the case.

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    u rmter fascist








    Idk I tried

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    Yo, I just started playing Brawl, I think I can take your ass out!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricen View Post
    u rmter fascist
    http://i43.tinypic.com/icuueh.jpg

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    PLASTER EVERY SORE

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    I don't come here expecting to be friends with anyone, considering I know a whole 0 people on this entire board (that means everything, not just spam).

    I got nothin to lose

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    Your avatar looks like my friend Brian. Is that you in your avatar, if so is your name Brian?

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    No and no.

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    I just found out my mom has breast cancer again, this time they have to remove, I am now sad.

    The truth from Day.

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    In one or both?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    I just found out my mom has breast cancer again, this time they have to remove, I am now sad.

    The truth from Day.
    Oh wow...

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    One I think, I kind of stopped listening after the word cancer.

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    Better to lose a tit than your life, I guess.

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    Wouldn't be a problem if Senoska went out with a girl with breast cancer

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