WSG Rep Is Retarded

[Krye]

All I need is 16.8K rep until I'm exalted and I'll get my Battlemaster title. The only problem is that this battleground makes me want to claw my eyes out. Alliance are fucking terrible, so we win like 10% of our games, and I have to win 160 more games(or 480 flag caps).

To get the Battlemaster title, you have to complete every single BG achievement. Even if you ignore all the specific achievements, that's 500 victories throughout all the battlegrounds, and another 300 WSG and 300 AB wins. Assuming you have a 50% win rate and an average game lasts 30 minutes, that's over 1000 hours of battlegrounds. To be honest though, grinding battlegrounds isn't terribly difficult and you can get most of the achievements just by AFK'ing.

I don't want you thinking I'm bad, so I'll let you in on a little more information. In arena, you get titles based on how you rank compared to other players. Top 30% is around 1500, top 10% is 1800, you get another title for 3% and .5% and you also get a special mount for .5%, but I'm not sure what the rating cut off will be. The point is, top 10% of players is 1800, I just made a new team and got to 2500 in one night.

Now, I don't think I could ever make top .5% and get the Gladiator title and mount, but then again there was a time I never thought I'd make 1800. So maybe if we refine our strategies and get some lucky queues, we can make that final push to 2700(I'm assuming that will be safe Glad range). After all, we did get 2500 in one night, 2700 shouldn't be out of the question. So cross your fingers and hope and maybe someday in the future I will be Battlemaster Kryye with my Furious Gladiator's Frost Wyrm.

[Charismatic]

At first I wished I knew what you were talking about, then I read the second sentence and stopped caring.

[Day]

I was exalted at 29. Twink 4 lyfe son. Well not actually cause I leveled that character but whatevre.

I got my fingers crossed for you Krye, best of luck.

[Kiarax]

Are you still mad?

[Day]

who?

[Mizango]

lol Kia

[Kiarax]

That was an entirely serious question to Krye.

[Krye]

Battlegrounds and arena both make me rage very hard. I get all tense and actually yell at times because of the horrendous class imbalances and grossly overpowered abilities that other classes have.

People complained about paladins having infinite mana because of Divine Plea. So Divine Plea was changed to be dispellable. Then the patch after that, they made Divine Plea undispellable again, except this time they made it so Divine Plea is up 100% of the time instead of 25% of the time. So now paladins gain 2% of their mana back every second. Their mana will literally go up as I'm mana burning them AND they're casting. Druids have an undispellable ability that restores 150% of their mana over 20 seconds, so what if it's on a 6 minute cooldown, matches don't ever last longer than 2 minutes. My only mana restoring ability is a shadow fiend on a 5 minute CD that instantly gets killed or CC'd as soon as I pop it. Death Knights, Rogues, and Ret paladins can kill you in 3 seconds flat. Warriors have a 75% healing reduction debuff and they can charge intercept charge intercept charge intercept it's so fucking retarded. Warlocks fear spam, mages fuck everyone off so hard it's unbelievable, druids spam cyclone, hunters have bullshit frost traps all over the god damned place. Shamans fucking get 500 mana back EVERY TIME THEY GET HIT because of water shield. Do you know how fucking bullshit it is going against classes that can lock you out of your schools of magic for 5 seconds every 10 seconds? It's so fucking great when you're up against a druid or a shaman and they just travelform or ghostwolf away and you're like well that's great cause I don't have any movement speed increases and I don't have any snares so I guess I'll see you guys later except they aren't really leaving they're just getting right out of range so they can be a jackass fucktard druid and spam cyclone on you, travelform away, drink, come back, fuck with you a little more until they need to cyclone spam and drink again fucking warlocks are hitting people for 12K crits back to back when even a person wearing full Furious gear only has 25K health. Fucking death knights and druids can operate at maximum capacity even when you CC them because a death knight can send his fucktard ghoul at you to stun you for 3 seconds that little bitch just goes flying across the fucking map and a fucking druid has ten billion HPS hots ticking at all times you can't even fucking kill a druid if you have 5 DPS on him at once what the fuck they design this fucking game around all these classes having badass bullshit fucking OP abilities, so to counter it they have to give other classes even more OP bullshit all the while I'm sitting here with my shitty class getting none of the counters and being countered by everyone.

Assuming equal gear and skill, there is not a single class that should lose to a priest.

So to answer your question, yes, I'm mad.

[Day]

Fucking pillar humping druids made me quit the game

[Krye]

Luckily I have a ret paladin on my team for Judgement of Justice so nobody can move faster than 100% speed, and I have a rogue on my team that applies crippling poison(70% movement speed reduction) on every attack so even if the bitch tries to shapeshift out of it it's right back on him.

[Krye]

This WSG has been going on for 20 minutes and neither team has capped a flag. Remember guys, the only way to get rep is by capping flags, and I still need 480 flag caps.

[Day]

Someone turtling? I love to bust up turtles.

[Krye]

What do you know, everyone is fighting midfield BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL FUCKING SCRUBTARDED RETARD FUCKS GOD DAMMIT I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM WHY THE FUCK SDJKJSKDJGLKSGJL:SGJL:Kjdfg;al;khSLPIJ HOIPWH GPIhyoih lgbkjghbyuwqahejglNHLETKAHJ SRSZRT0 5T64P9E2 9TGRDSOFDGRE

GO GET THE FUCKING FLAG GOD DAMN YOU

[Krye]

Oh cool, horde capped a flag.

[Day]

I just keep repeating "play for the flag" until someone does.

Just solo that shit, you got this.

[Krye]

I really don't understand how everyone on alliance is so fucking completely terrible and worthless. On my server, we're literally outnumbered at least 5 to 1, every time we go into Wintergrasp we have 20 stack tenacity. Mother fucking god damn mother fucker

[Krye]

I did what you suggested and I capped a flag.

[Krye]

The only problem with using your strategy more often is that I actually have to participate.

[Krye]

I even spent 300g on 100 swiftness potions because I'm so fucking tired of losing that I will do whatever it takes to win. I'm also stocking up on frostweave nets to stop enemy flag carriers. I PLAY TO WIN! Except when I'm AFK which is 90% of the time.

[Ksandra]

what battlegroup are you in? and what tier?

WSG is actually pretty easy if you know certain things. ie. iono why people are retarded and don't kite the flag.