State Fair of Texas

[melbufrauma]

Largest fair in the country, starts friday. Whose all going?!
BigTex.com

[wipers]

I refuse to go to Texas.

[Demosthenes11]

oh are people still proud to live in a state of racists, republicans, and cowboys fans?

edit: did i just list the same thing 3x?

[Olo401]

I refuse to go to Texas.

I went to Corpus Christi in 1991 for a tech students seminar.. Nice city!

If I went back now though my political stripes could get me in more than a debate. Somewhere along the line things went haywire down there.

[Abandon]

State Fair of Texas is the shit, a shame I have to work. What's the deep-friend special this year?

I'm volunteering for the senior PGA championship, it's a blast so far. Free shit galore, lmao

[Zilla]

DRUMSTICKS. Thats the only reason you goto the fair lol.

[melbufrauma]

CORNDOGS, they were invented at the TX state fair and they have the best ones evar. and i think the special this year is Deep Fried peaches and cream
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[Akucaen]

It's like an hour from me and you couldn't pay me to go. It's like a glorious walmart bingo but 1000x worse.

[Mizango]

I refuse to go to Texas.

*brofist

I'd rather get my asshole circumcised.

[Mizango]

State Fair of Texas is the shit, a shame I have to work. What's the deep-friend special this year?

I hope they deep fry ebola and wipe that poverty stricken country off the map.

[Zilla]

Hey man i goto the fair for the Prairie View A&M University Panthers and the Grambling State University Tigers game. Nothing like 2 black colleges to bring out all the Ghetto people. And i pick up the fat sistas!

[Tomiko]

CORNDOGS, they were invented at the TX state fair and they have the best ones evar. and i think the special this year is Deep Fried peaches and cream

I remember reading something about Deep Fried Butter on msn or something. Wasn't Texas responsible for that as well?

Also, I will not be going this year. Or any year!

[Mizango]

Hey man i goto the fair for the Prairie View A&M University Panthers and the Grambling State University Tigers game. Nothing like 2 black colleges to bring out all the Ghetto people.

When I set up my concentration camp "Houschwitz", I will work under the guise of it being a home coming game at 2 traditional black schools. This way I am basically ensured that the ignorant amongst us wont be leaving said game.

Phase 2 would be to incorporate some sort of Pittbull, Chingo Bling and Baby Bash concert to ensure that I snare the remaining trash that reside in Texas.

Glorious days are on the horizon. You have be warned so tread lightly Texans, tread lightly.

[Mizango]

I remember reading something about Deep Fried Butter on msn or something. Wasn't Texas responsible for that as well?

Also, I will not be going this year. Or any year!

Yes they are actually. Same with the lard basted twinkies, snickers and Coca-Cola. Instead of all this "America is fat" bullshit being spewed around the world we should start a truth campaign and just shift all blame to Texas.

I am down here now and I shit you not, everyone basically rides around on a power scooters with a moo moo on. When they drive pass you they reek of day old chorizo and BO. It's fucking disgusting.

I'm talking everyone is on some Gilbert Grape type shit. Diabeetus is kang round here.

[Stiker]

Honestly, as much as I love the State Fair and my own state, why in the fuck did you post that here?

Tomiko, yes there was deep fried butter this year at the State Fair food contest (which was a few weeks ago). It won most original. The dish that won the contest and will actually be served this year is deep fried peach cobbler.

Fair is fun, and I haven't been in a while. Nowadays if I'm not going with someone that has never been, I might go to the car show have a corn dog and leave. Shit's expensive.

[Rem]

When I set up my concentration camp "Houschwitz", I will work under the guise of it being a home coming game at 2 traditional black schools. This way I am basically ensured that the ignorant amongst us wont be leaving said game.

Phase 2 would be to incorporate some sort of Pittbull, Chingo Bling and Baby Bash concert to ensure that I snare the remaining trash that reside in Texas.

Glorious days are on the horizon. You have be warned so tread lightly Texans, tread lightly.

LOL

I hope said days come soon!

[Stiker]

Yes they are actually. Same with the lard basted twinkies, snickers and Coca-Cola. Instead of all this "America is fat" bullshit being spewed around the world we should start a truth campaign and just shift all blame to Texas.

I am down here now and I shit you not, everyone basically rides around on a power scooters with a moo moo on. When they drive pass you they reek of day old chorizo and BO. It's fucking disgusting.

I'm talking everyone is on some Gilbert Grape type shit. Diabeetus is kang round here.

Don't hate.

[Zilla]

Yea when you have to convert cash to coupons, you know you about to get screwed!

[Mizango]

Don't hate.

Just real talk. Cholos and Gordos as far as the eye can see.

[Stiker]

Yea when you have to convert cash to coupons, you know you about to get screwed!

Yeah, I can't go to the Fair now without being reminded of the Ron White bit in which he was pissed he couldn't get a damn beer with cash and had to get coupons instead. And then of course you are always left over with at least $5 in extra coupons every single time.